Friday, March 02, 2007

time warner drunk

I called t-warn and asked the drunkard. yeah, DRUNKARD, why two accounts were showing up under my name. in the stoniest of stonery voices, he said, shit, I don't know. you don't want to pay for their cable? hearty pot chuckle. hearty pot chuckle. hearty pot chuckle. no, I don't want to pay for their cable, shmeggeggie. put the pipe down and FOCUS, PLEASE. you are to turn off #11 and make sure that #2 STAYS ON. got it?!

bitch laughed. he couldn't stay sober for his shift? oh, who the fuck am I kidding, if I had to do customer service, could I take it fat free? hell no. french fry bender here I come!


Eebie said...

Aren't you hanging on the phone anticipating the voice on the other end to utter, "Uh, do you ... um ... want me to think now? That's a lot to ask."

Al Sensu said...

Let's analyze this... he was drunk...he hates people... IT WAS MULLET BOY!

Coaster Punchman said...

I'm with you - can you blame the guy??


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