high maintenance bitch

SEATTLE (Feb. 22) - A newly opened store catering to very pampered dogs, especially female dogs, is getting more than questioning looks for its name, High Maintenance Bitch.



am I the only one who thinks this is hysterical? is this a p.c. thing?

Comments

Writeprocrastinator said…
I do think that's hilarious, though I wonder if there will be several humans that will be disappointed when they find out that the shop doesn't pertain to humans at all.

Vorrei essere questa Ducati nella jpg!
2:39 PM
Mountjoy said…
Pampered, huh? So do they have doggie rent boys on stand-by, so that when the really old bitches with diamond studded collars and incontinence come in, they can rub baby oil on them while they are on the massage table, and then if the bitch slips him a Ben Franklin, they both drop their doggy towels, and have a bit of ruff n puff action - even do it "human style" if she is up for it?
3:09 PM
Dale said…
I can't top what Mountjoy just said although one of those doggy rent boys might. Hilarious.
5:07 AM
Ms Smack said…
I think its hilarious too. It would be even FUNNIER if they had a portrait of Paris Hilton on the wall somewhere.
4:24 AM
Romius T. said…
didn't i post some long diatribe against dogs here? You wouldn't be censoring me would ya Katie?

Or am I just not posting my comments somehow?
9:46 AM
Katie Schwartz said…
oooh, wp, GREAT FUCKING POINT!!!!
4:28 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
joy juice, you've given this an eery amount of thought.

it's why I so enjoy you.
4:29 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
oh yes, miss smack, you go, girl!
4:29 PM
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