this is flawless


emails from jesus. is that hilar?

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Anonymous said…
LOL.
Also, Dec 25 would make Jesus a Capricorn, not a Sagittarius...
7:25 PM
Johnny Yen said…
Jessica-- Kris Kristoferson had a song called "Jesus was a Capricorn."

Katie-- I stand corrected-- the Exploding Whale is no longer the funniest thing ever. This is. If I weren't already married, I'd ask you to marry me right now for sending this my way.
9:47 PM
Unknown said…
omg that is my new favorite site. (besides yours, of course). I love the letters to satan.
5:33 AM
Katie Schwartz said…
jess, you are so RIGHT! good call. that site is tits, no?
2:47 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
yenish, a proposalish, very nice. the exploding whale and emails to jesus are my two favorite webisms at the mineee. love that fucking whale and your commentary. omg. you are so funny, child.
2:48 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
crionaberry, isn't it the best. I knew you'd love it :)
2:48 PM
Dale said…
I love this, I love this, I love you. I will fight Johnny Yen over this for your hands making special symbols for me.
4:15 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
Nice new digs, I do love the old template though. It was you and it had flair...and I don't mean the stuff that they stick on their vests at T.G.I.Friday's.
9:41 PM
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