new katieism

for broads that prefer meat on the fly, fuck and chuck. get it? I'm lame. whatever. it's probably older than dirt.

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Anonymous said…
Now if the chuck were made into a hamburger, it would be close to the time I tried to eat a pastrami sandwich in bed while getting laid.
9:09 PM
Al Sensu said…
Now you've planted a picture in my head. And the question is, "Who gives a flying fuck?"
9:29 PM
Coaster Punchman said…
Hmmm, sounds a little too mia for my taste.
9:46 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
oh georgey porgey, love that fuckin' page.

click! click! click! for kreplach.
9:51 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
al, you sick, funny boy. looks like a fun toy, but glass dildos have always gened me out. I worry. glass. pussy. ewww.
9:51 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
really? awww, you're relationship guy, coaster. we love that.
9:52 PM
Anonymous said…
I just like that they are "hand blown". I have an image of 250 sweatshop Korean (or Chinese) woman, all down on thier knees in a undercover workshop, getting $0.15/trick for blowing glass penii...
3:22 PM
Al Sensu said…
MJ, you crack me up. I just realized how SMALL those things are. They're mike little hummingbirds. Hey, talk about a "hummer."
8:30 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
oh, mount joy, I am so with sensu on this. you are hilar squared. so glad you're back!!!
10:04 AM
Anonymous said…
Yeh I havent ever considered buying a glass one. Just doesnt seem right. Not that plastic/gel belongs in there either... maybe its the similar softness to a willy that attracts me? dunno.
5:37 AM
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