Monday, December 18, 2006

moses has parted the seas

my menses has begun. I am experiencing hostage worthy cramps and have a heating pad strapped to my lower back. I'm taking pain medeys. I'm nauseas. headachey. I'm retaining enough water to cure a fucking drought. and, I feel as ugly as fat sally.

with all of that, I remain grateful that I am menstruating. every month I receive this bill is a month I celebrate.

riback, are you thrilled for me?

10 comments:

Coaster Punchman said...

Tis a blessing, the monthly curse!

I'm still trying to think of six weird things about it. It's challenging when almost everything about me is weird. I'll let you know.

Anonymous said...

I plan on asking The Center for Disease control about funding a study on the frequency of your meses. And any correlations I might find.

I am requesting 567,987 dollars

Eric Riback said...

Why me? I already have one woman to deal with.

Al Sensu said...
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Al Sensu said...

Fat Sally is a pig, and you know that's not you. You're a kosherkunt.

katie schwartz said...

coaster, come on!! you're a quirky fun cat. how 70s is that.

katie schwartz said...

romius, you are too much, child!

katie schwartz said...

because riback, you always hock me about my menses.

katie schwartz said...

al, wise ass....

katie schwartz said...

al, I can be a fat sally with a kosher kunt. es possiblay.

 

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