happy birthday cuntsteinowitz blog


the bitch's blog is one-year old today. can you stand it?!


prior to having a blog, I really didn't get the whole blog thing. don't judge. don't be vile to fehatty.

last year at this time, crionaberry encouraged me to start a blog. ok, she hocked me and I'm so damn glad she did! thank you darling crionaberry.

who knew a blog would be such a laugh and a half or that I would make such festive blog friends?! BUT, I HAVE!!! it's been super festive squared. I really appreciate everyone I've had the privilege of meeting, reading and shmoozing with.

thanks for letting me be a venomous snatch on wheels. making me laugh my fat ass off. making me think. and being all around good natured, INSIGHTFUL e-stalk and blog buddies.

hugs-kisses-and blow jobs (for good measure),
cuntsteinowitz

Comments

Anonymous said…
Oh thankyou beautiful Katie...but really, the pleasure is all mine!

Thank YOU for your support and ongoing blog-thingy.

xx Here's to 2007, honey.
4:53 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
Happy Blogiversary
Happy Blogiversary
Ha-ppy Blogiversary

Happy, happy, happy, not crappy Blogiversary

Happy, happy, happy, nor grumpy, and slappy Blogi-ver-sary

Happy Blogiversary
Happy Blogiversary
Happy, happy, happy Blogiversary!
5:25 PM
Anonymous said…
Happy blogiversary, kgirl! And thanks for tossing some love my way.

The Honey wishes you all the best, too. And a late happy hannuka (now he's critiquing how I spell the holiday, but you get the message...)
6:01 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
oh, thank you, thank you, sweet honey smack. xo
10:40 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
thank you, wp, ya such a great online bff!!! the best evah.
10:40 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
d-cup, tell InstaSchmuck it's time to go fuck himself. you spell it jes fine.

thank you, honey!

;--0
10:41 PM
Al Sensu said…
I remember those days of blog-skepticism. What a waste, what a time suck. Yet I've found value and friendship in the, dare I call it, blogosphere. And you, my dear, tops among those friends. Thanks, and keep it cumming.
8:39 AM
Anonymous said…
The blogging's turned out to be a blast for me Katie because of people like you, your commenters and the ton of excellent stuff out there that makes me jealous and happy at the same time. Congrats!
7:14 PM
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