guess what?!?!?!

it's the cauble family crotchmas letter. don't worry, people, I emailed her and reminded her that the christmas theme colors are red and green, NOT red and black.

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Anonymous said…
Thanks for looking out for Lisa W. You know, she could use someone like you as a personal assistant to keep her from getting on the wrong side of J.C.

And look at those little Caubles. They need a guiding hand. You know they do!
4:06 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
don't you just love lw, d-girl? she's tits :)
11:02 PM
Anonymous said…
Scary, though, how much the girls like like Blair of FOL days. Remarkable, really.
8:23 AM
Al Sensu said…
"Am I simply incredibly small and insecure, or do you sometimes want to throw up after reading certain family Christmas letters too?"

Excuse me while I vomit.
11:01 AM
Katie Schwartz said…
d-diva, that is so true!!! great observation!
12:19 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
loving you hard, al sensu.

ps: so glad you read her letter. it's too much, right?!
12:20 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
You'd be wearing black too, if you had a husband who used up your eyeliner and hairspray...
5:41 PM
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