top 10 reasons to deport...

... zealot christians, evangelicals, hezbollah, hamas and al qaeda to zealot island in the middle of nowhere and cut off from the rest of the world:

1. I'd love to see these folks play a game of twister!
2. they are all right, so it's likely they'd wipe each other out, making zealotry extinct.
3. I am so curious as to what the national flag would be.
4. it'd be great to see the christian spin on seasonal berkas.
5. would jan crouch hook up with osama or nasrallah?
6. being submissive to a man is big in christian circles, so they require little training.
7. I wonder who would get better play, jesus or allah.
8. lots of cool temples and churches on every street corner.
9. jew-free zone
10. gay-free zone