Wednesday, June 07, 2006

celebrity email addresses {updated}

if I could create and dispense email addresses for political figures and celebrities, here is what they would be:

george bush: manipulative-jew-fag-woman-equality-hating-prick@iamgod.com

paris hilton: gash@easy.com

nicole ritchie: going-for-translucent@skinnybitch.com

donald rumsfeld: just-shut-up-and-put-up@livetokill.com

dick cheney: dick-sucks@onefootonthepeel.com

anne coulter: cunt@cunt.com

britney spears: kfeds-bitch@badmother.com

jessica simpson: brand-me@imawhore.com

ashlee simpson: too-stupid@nosejobsareus.com

michael jackson: middle-eastern-boys-are-yummy@bahrain.com

denise richards: yeah-i-fucked-him@deceitfulbitch.com

bill clinton: will-fuck-chubby-jew-4-bigmac@cigarplay.com

jan crouch: stealing-from-the-poor-and-loving-it@purplewigwhore.com

pat robertson: kikes-spics-chinx-shvats-feathers@thebibleaccordingtome.com

oral roberts: dont-let-the-name-fool-you@gloryholequeen.com

fcc: killing-americans-one-civil-liberty-at-a-time@fcc.com

tom cruise: hubbards-bottom@cult.com

mel gibson: proud-jew-hater@1cheatingcatholic.com

dr. phil: submissive-in-bed@makeithurt.com

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guest submissions welcome! come on, peeps. the below are from my besty, paint pusher
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Condoleeza Rice: bad-hair-worse-teeth@ilovebush.com

Arnold Schwarzenegger: big-tough-guy-that-dyes-his-hair@imarriedakennedy.com

Tom Cruise: gayer-than-gay@imakerichardsimmonslookbutch.com

Pat Robertson: only-i-am-going-to-heaven@holierthanthou.com

Donald Trump: pursed-lips-squinty-eyes-always-yelling@dr.combover.com

Hilary Clinton: not-even-my-mother-loves-me@whereisarkansas.com

**let the record show that i LOVE hil's politics and think she's fab-fab-fab. so, if I were to write hil's email address it would be::

hilary clinton: so-I-eat-pussy-Im-A-goddess@menarepigs.com

1 comments:

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