Thursday, June 15, 2006

10 reasons to commit suicide

1. the irs can't come after you for taxes
2. bush is not anywhere near, nor can he EVER come close to arriving at your heaven
3. you're eternally thin
4. you can haunt people
5. you can wear couture clothing and not have to pay for it
6. you never have to use an atm again
7. you don't have to work
8. homelessness has cachet
9. born again christian zealots are forced into slavery, or circus work
10. why not?


Rick Crowley said...

Aren't born again christian zealots already performing circus work?!? At the minimum: Sideshow Business.

Funny stuff.


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