louie jew update

so, haglette the hellnine is home! this pleases me to no end. of course he's miserable. I can't say that I blame the child. he has 15 staples on his left inner thigh and his leg looks like a giant turkey leg. poor kid. he's horizontal. I'm keeping him as high as a kite and hand feeding him chicken dripping in chicken juice. he's not drinking water.

hey, $4,028 later, at least he's on the mend! when the billing chick said, we won't worry about the 36 cents, I raised my eyebrow like... then why mention it? you call this a financial break?

thank god he's ok. that's all I care about. he's got a follow up appointment in two-weeks and his surgeon goddess assures me that in two months, he'll be back to his old self again! 95% capacity. how fabulous is that.

go louie! go louie!

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Anonymous said…
"hey, $4,028 later, at least he's on the mend! when the billing chick said, we won't worry about the 36 cents, I raised my eyebrow like... then why mention it? you call this a financial break?"

Ah yes, there's nothing like a peck on the cheek after being financially violated. I realize that the vet is skilled and that the practice has expenses, but "keep the thirty-six cents??" Did they at least validate your parking?

Hooray for Louie and hooray for his recovery! In this era of middling movie stars, we need a real action hero!

LOUIE SCWARTZ! DOG OF ACTION!

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