you know your life sucks ass

1. when everyone around you is successful and you're swimming knee deep in shit, and your friends have the audacity to say, "cheer up. brighter days are ahead." all you want to do in response to this oblivious, fucked up statement is rip their eyeballs out and pee on their brain!

2. while pondering the benefits of dying young, you realize not aging to the point of incontinence could be a perk.

3. the highlight of your day is the end of it.

4. you open the jc penny free gift spam and actually read it.

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