you know what's disgusting

my apt. manager came by to remove my air conditioner and replace it with a larger one, the gazillion btu's one that I spent $300 on. I'm an air whore. still, I noticed blood spots on the new air conditioner.

where's the blood coming from? I thought, do bleeding air conditioners count as a jesus miracle? if so, who can I call to arrange PAID visitation for my unit. they can kiss it, fondle it, fuck it, I really don't care as long as I make a few duckets along the way.

as it turns out, he was bleeding. what's disgusting is that I didn't have a god damned money making miracle!