well...

what a fuck nut day.

my house is a mess of epic proportions. I mean it is no joke, yo. I have got to seriously deep clean. who has time??? I am so freakin slammed right now, I barely have time to wipe my ass.

this week is going way too fast. my sister is getting married on saturday. oy. so not in the mood. I'd love to watch it in real time video while sitting on my couch shoveling gobs of pizza down my throat. now thats what I call well managed fat.

I have been running around like a chicken with my head cut off today. nobody had the printer cartridges I needed. I went to the doughnut shop to smell the doughnuts. that was really unsatisfying. but walking out without a fat pellet in hand was even more unsatisfying.

everyone is crawling up my tits today and annoying the shit out of me for no particular reason. and my slumlord wants his rent. I mean lighten up, yo. you'll get it when I have it. isn't that good enough?!?!?!?!

fuck off.

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