my fat neighbor

I'm so excited because the building got another chubbette! now, we're two, we're growing in numbers. and she's fatter then me! I am beside myself with joy. I felt a welcome wagon was in order, so I left a whole pie in front of her door with a warm note that read:

dear chubbette 2,

I'm cubbette 1 because I moved in first, but I wanted to welcome you. from one whole pie eater to another!

enjoy!
chubbette 1

the next morning I found the pie sitting on my front door with a knife in it and a note that read:

BITCH

so much for trying to be friendly! gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahd