great contrasts. -- didn't write them... wish I did
*Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.*
*Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.*
*A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multinational corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.*
*Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.*
*The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.*
*If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.*
*Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.*
*HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.*
*Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.*
*A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.*
*Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.*
*The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's cocaine conviction is none of our business.*
*Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and you need our prayers for your recovery.*
*You support states' rights, which means Attorney General Gonzalez can tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt.! *
*What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.*
*Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.*
*A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multinational corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.*
*Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.*
*The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.*
*If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.*
*Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.*
*HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.*
*Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.*
*A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.*
*Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.*
*The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's cocaine conviction is none of our business.*
*Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and you need our prayers for your recovery.*
*You support states' rights, which means Attorney General Gonzalez can tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt.! *
*What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.*
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