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I am new to blogging. Question, what does a girl have to do to get comments around here? I have hit a lot of blogs with severely boring content, and they get comments. COME ON! Throw me a bone, even if it's hateful. I can take it. I sure as shit can dish it out, donchya know!

Is it the excessive use of exclamation points?

Don't blogs seem like self indulgent crap? To me they do. I feel so narcissistic with this Blog, you just don't know. And of course that sends me right into a guilt cul-de-sac that I couldn't possibly extricate myself from.

I think I'm going to flog Katie now.

No…

I'll eat. I'll gorge my fat fuck self on fat-artery clogging foods.

No...

I'll exercise.

No...

So not in the mood.

What a day. This day sucked ass and it's not even over yet.

FOR THE Love OF Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhd!!

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Anonymous said…
I just started one of those really boring blogs..you know...I was thinking "what the hay" if some church lady can put her crap out there for the world to see then this little devil can do the same. I was scrolling through the blogs on this site and after 50 blogs in other languages, there yours was...I like my tits! A must read!

The comment about the strep pussy and ass is the funniest thing I've read today--I know I know--I prolly should get out more--LOVED it. And the fact that you are a carpet muncher makes you ten times better than anyone.

This is turning out to be a long comment for not even knowing you. Just saying hi--keep it up.
4:52 PM
Anonymous said…
I wish I could claim that I eat pussy, but I don't. If I were a lesbian, I'd be the harley riding whore leading the pack. Sadly, I'm a hetero cock sucker.

Still love me?
6:12 PM
Anonymous said…
Jeez, I'm a dummy. STILL LOVE You. I miss-read the post. Even though a friend told you this...you shared it--it's about the Katie--all you!
8:04 PM
Anonymous said…
that's hilar, and you are not a dummy. I read your blog, house in the hood. you're a funny, funny boy.
8:16 PM
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