Friday, December 30, 2005

the museum of menstruation

"Discover the rich history of menstruation"

Does it make me an ungrateful bitch if I fail to appreciate that in 85 years we have progressed from
sanitary aprons to menstrual pads? I keep telling myself with the advent of plugs, oh-baby-we’ve-come-a-long-way; but I don’t think so. If men retained enough water to cure a drought one week out of every month and had diabolic salt, NO sweet, NO salt, NO sweet, cravings. Followed by a week of vice gripping cramps, a cock dripping in blood and all other menstrual trimmings; our mud-fuckeree-moon cycles would last a whopping 5 minutes.

(ps) MUM (Museum of Menstruation) was created by a MAN.

3 comments:

Nicole said...

Oh my god - that was really funny, Katie!

Cath said...

Sure was!

:-D

Sterculian Rhetoric said...

"...NO sweet, NO salt, NO sweet, cravings. ..."

We get these all of the time. Only we phrase it:

"No sweet?, No salt?, No sweat. Just spit it out!"

 

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