Katie Schwartz

have ya's been following cpunchman's pretend interviews with lulu ? this is another series I've been meaning to post about. it's so damn funny, and just, well, good clean amurican fun. you have to read it! run.read.now.

have ya's been following guthy's guthmantics series ? you haven't? schmuck. it's fabulous. it's new and it's all about up and coming and established authors and their latest books. you must check it out. you will love it. run.read.now.

fun with fundies fridays is a new series doc has launched on her blog, into the sunrise . it's that perfect blend of terror and humor. fashion trends, a muffin manifesto that is not to be missed, and the face of fundamentalism at the end, and oy, so much more. check it out. run.read.now.

listen up AUSTIN, TX and FORT WORTH, TX, muffins, you're in for a super jewey treat, amy guth is doing a reading of her fabulous book, three fallen women . if you haven't read it, for the love... it is so brilliant, so exquisitely written, do yourself a favor and read it! Wednesday, May 9th Boookwoman 7pm-ish 918 W. 12th St. (12th & Lamar) Austin, TX Monday, May 14th Sixth Street Live 7pm sharp! 2736 W. 6th Street Fort Worth, TX

I know you're probably shocked to find out that I have shortcomings. well, wait. see I'm not so sure this particular issue is a shortcoming. though recent events have led me to believe that it very well might be. I've flossed three times today and still , I am no clearer. go figure. I always leave my keys in the car. not in the ignition, dumb ass. in the glove compartment or on the floor under my seat and I never lock it. I learned this from my father. his car has never been boosted. personally, I think it's smart. I never have to look for my keys. I always know where they are. if someone wants in, there's no need to break a window. simply open the door and knock yaself out. what pisses me off is when some schmuck does decide to bust in and doesn't have the god damned courtesy to shut the door. that's just rude. here I went to all this trouble to leave the car open and you don't have the decency to shut it? that's just dicky. I'm almost positive ...

though my blog will never be the recipient of the below gold seal, I still feel that it's my duty to report on all things zealot. the calling is deep for me, like inside my soul deep, so I will forge onward even though I will never be recognized for the great work I do with a beautiful stamp of jproval. I read a poem today called, what if jesus came to your house and decided to share it with you. I found it on a zblog doc sent. Would you have to change your clothes before you let Him in? Or hide some magazines, and put the Bible where they’d been? Would you hide your worldly music and put some hymn books out? Could you let Jesus walk right in, or would you rush about? And I wonder.. if the Saviour spent a day or two with you, Would you go right on doing, the things you always do? Would you go right on saying, the things you always say? Would life for you continue as it does from day to day? Would you take Jesus with you everywhere you go? Or would you maybe change your plans for ...