Katie Schwartz

whenever I hear, the rabbi's daughter, I always think of porn. and, some hot, slutty jewgirl pulling a train. I would so watch, yom kipwhore and guess who's cumming to sedar .

you have got to run, not walk, to read, bacon bits and midget parts. al is so sick. so funny. so talented. you'll love him' bbmp

think inside the box

I have a new read.. erotischism. al sensu is the writer of these fascinating fuck yarns. for a wood worthy or clit smacking good time, I suggest you run, not walk to read his blog erotischism::alsensu

I am ready to peel the skin off my face. rip my sinuses out of my god damned mother fucking skull. burn them. and feed them to the cunt bitch neighbor next door, who, again, had the gall, the audacity, the fucking nerve to say to me... CAN YOU PLEASE STOP SNEEZING! this was the conversation neighcunt: you have sneezed over 30 times in a row. don't you think it's time you do something about it? me: short of mainlining benadryl, what do you propose I do? neighcunt: try another antihistamine. your sneezing breaks my concentration and you constantly blow your nose. it's annoying. me: fucking your boyfriend, ooh, yeah, ooh. such a man. ooh, yeah, harder. harder. ooh, I'm cumming. hardly constitutes a need to put your thinking cap on. which, by the way, I don't even think you own. If I'm not mistaken, this is the first time I've seen you standing up, and without a cock in your mouth (I clapped). bravo, philly, bravo. neighcunt slammed her window shut and screamed,...

1. tim gunn is the iconic classic queen 2. tim gunn doesn't realize he's the iconic classic queen

according to the urban dictionary vagina fangs is basically the equivalent of needy chick syndrome. I HATE people.