Katie Schwartz

nicole : we stopped at the car wash nicole : and i forced him to play a game of Mrs. Pac Man nicole : remember that game? katie: dude, yeah nicole : after the first two levels, they have the little scene where pac man and mrs. pac man first meet nicole : and i say, bitterly, "little does she know how much he will FUCK HER OVER later!" nicole : SO BITTER nicole : omg katie: HAHAHAHAHAHHA katie: that's so funny nicole : he looked at me like I was a nut case katie: that’s a keen observation. It’s good you’re cursing mrs. pacman out katie: because shes being a naive cow nicole : right?!?! katie: YEAH nicole : pac man is an ASS in disguise nicole : hee hee hee nicole : pac man sucks katie: totally. he’s a prick katie: a big yellow testicle

well, katie, life sucks big-fat-jew-dairy-nobody-fucking-calls-me-back-everybody-dismisses-me-I-HATE-people, ass. gee, schwartz, why not be a little more victimee. come on, I know you can muster that pussyfied feeling and magnify it times 10. whatever. it's god damned everything. I swear to god, I am the epitome of frustration and angst. in the meantime, how do you like the dame who was struck by lightening while praying on her linoleum floor? as soon as she said, amen, lightening struck. I wonder which zealot will be in contact with her. now, will she get disciple status for this? or like a formal god's chosen soldier award? brangelina had their child, shilock. I mean, shiloh.

so, haglette the hellnine is home! this pleases me to no end. of course he's miserable. I can't say that I blame the child. he has 15 staples on his left inner thigh and his leg looks like a giant turkey leg. poor kid. he's horizontal. I'm keeping him as high as a kite and hand feeding him chicken dripping in chicken juice. he's not drinking water. hey, $4,028 later, at least he's on the mend! when the billing chick said, we won't worry about the 36 cents, I raised my eyebrow like... then why mention it? you call this a financial break? thank god he's ok. that's all I care about. he's got a follow up appointment in two-weeks and his surgeon goddess assures me that in two months, he'll be back to his old self again! 95% capacity. how fabulous is that. go louie! go louie!

LINCOLN, Neb. (May 26) - A judge's decision to sentence a 5-foot-1 man to probation instead of prison for sexually assaulting a child has angered crime victim advocates who say the punishment sends the wrong message. well isn't that just fuckin grand?! so, he wouldn't survive in prison? pedophiles have never been released in the general prison population anyway. beleive it or not there is a code of ethics in lockdown. molesting and raping children hardly fit into acceptable crimes amongst the criminal set. 10-years of probation?! that is so fucked up. what's even worse is that the short people brigade is actually speaking out on behalf of this scumbag, shouting, "it's about time we were recognized." yeah, I'd want this to be my fight too! mini dumb ass bitches. WASHINGTON (May 26) - Staunch allies in a long, unpopular war, President Bush and British Prime Minister Tony Blair acknowledged making painful mistakes in Iraq. Bush said Thursday night he wish...

I was up all night last night. the angst and ahj in anticipation of my meeting with the surgeon today and louie's being under the knife kept me stalking all fuckin night. I am so tired. my body feels sucked dry, but I can't sleep. too much angst. I'm keeping busy though. can't you tell?! I'm actually working. this would be a stress reduction break. I just realized that I'm the only woman in my building with big breasts. I wonder why that is? even chuveena down the hall is short on the rack. I got louie shaved and bathed in oatmeal yesterday so that he would be super comfortable over the next two-months while he recovers. I drink entirely too much coffee. I found a $700 dog bed. the god damned shame! as if. do I look like britney-baby-killer-spears?! I can't afford that. note to self: don't forget to buy antihistamines for the jewergies.

do we know if women get os (ovulating syndrome)?!

so... louie jew is on the slab. the guilt. it's unbearable. but, I keep telling myself I'm doing the right thing. thanks to doc , and her invaluable insight, I did a ton of research and found a fantastic surgeon who is an expert in tplo knee surgery. she's fantastic. of course if she whacks my dog she won't be, but I'm trying to give her the benefit of the doubt. this rant would be a coping mechanism. just in case you were wondering.