Katie Schwartz

I love cruising the personal ads on craigslist. it's mindless entertainment. some guy wrote an ad seeking a woman who is into the diaper fetish. you know, the whole adult-diaper-bottle-treat-me-like-a-baby, thing. whatever. it's not my thing. it's not the thing for many people. so what. who cares?! that's irrelevant. but, here's what is relevant. some ingrown cunt hair (below) had his IP address banned from craigslist for posting his ad (below). she's just an ignorant shameful moron who has no sense. even more horrific and egregious is that IF it's true that craigslist is advocating banning him, and DID, than craigslist is supporting and practicing censorship. **I checked and his post was removed.** check it out... if it's true, write to craigslist and speak out against this because it's so offensive! OPEN-MINDED MOMMIES NEEDED Reply to: gigs-152325948@craigslist.org Date: 2006-04-18, 1:43PM I am looking for an open-minded mommy or nanny who can baby...

one day last year, I decided to search for all the katie schwartz's I could find and email them. here is what I wrote: Hi Katie Schwartz. I'm Katie Schwartz, too. Nice to meet you. I am contacting all of the Katie Schwartz's I can find online to see if we have any similarities. Here are a few questions. if you would be so kind as to email me back, that would be great. 1. are you jewish? 2. are you chubby? if not, have you struggled with a weight problem? 3. would you say that you're a well humored bird? 4. are you orally inclined 5. do you have dark hair and olive skin or light hair and fair skin? 6. do you come from a large, loud family? 7. are you neurotic and obsessive compulsive? 8. what are your career aspirations? that's it. thanks so much for taking the time to email me back. I will send you my responses to the same questions I asked you if you wish and forward along all the others. all my best, katie schwartz not one katie schwartz emailed me back! how nervy...

katie schwartz:: isn't that appropriate houseinthehood :: love his blog. he's remodeling his house south beach diet:: oh well, I guess it could be worse. I could come up on atkins. slutty names:: what a victory for katie

does everyone know the chicken story? what a fabulous yarn that was. I will never forget watching jan, in tears, telling her story of how she revived chicken from the dead. it goes like this: (southern drawl and all) I once had a pet chicken and we named it, chicken. one day we come out of the house and chicken ran right out into the street. chicken was hit by a car. chicken was dead. our chicken named, chicken was a lifeless lump. my sister and I cried over chicken's body. we was crying and crying and crying. then we decided to pray. and we prayed. and we prayed. prayed for chicken to come back to life. suddenly our chicken named, chicken took a deep breath and popped right up. chicken was alive! chicken was alive! I wonder if she wore two wigs at that time, too...

The birth "was everything that we wanted it to be," the actor, who once hopped up and down on a couch to profess his love for Holmes, said in an interview on ABC's "20/20." "It was spiritual. It was powerful. It was indescribable," he said in the interview broadcast Friday. "What words can you use? It's still something that I'm processing and keep reliving." I feel so sorry for his two children. talk about feeling like chopped liver! should we feel sorry for suri, the red dot nosh, too? yeah.