Katie Schwartz

wasn't there a band called, putySTANK. or is that a slang term, and I've totally missed the "hip" cue?!

he's famous . I know it's creepy. forgive the katie.

bull riding . I'm obsessed. every time I watch, I feel SO GUILTY. I hate that they tie these poor bulls balls. It's horrific. totally disgusting and wrong on every level. I'm a vegetarian! but I do wear leather. I'm not a veggie for political reasons. it's an allergy to meat and seafood. the only meat I can have is cock. anyway, shame on me for watching bull riding , but I love it. it's so bible belt. plus, the crotch shots are fantastic! and their all so stupid. the announcers are a riot, so full of themselves. always praying, hocking. blah blah blah. you know that stupid song, martika's kitchen ? it popped into my head and I can't fucking get it out! I haaaaaaaaaaated that stupid fuck nut of a song. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahd

keeps dropping! there is a god and he is a democrat!

tad wimmer:: who is tad wimmer and why is my blog coming up on that search? homeless hottie:: my sister ran into hottie homeless the other day. apparently he's gotten rid of the stretch ball clothing and shaved his head. making his homeless allure even more enticing. vaginal rejuvination:: always creepy katie's world:: I think I'm flattered :) women suspended in air:: again, how is this possible? fuck my mom:: this is just wrong on every level. humdinger vibrator:: ?!

while I was playing catch with louie jew at the patch of grass, some women in a fucking volvo stopped her car, got out and screamed, "excuse me. excuse me. you are on school grounds. you're not allowed to have your dog on the grass. there's even a sign that says so." I was like, huh?! then I got pissed off and said, "what do you care? it's not your school." and she said, "I'm telling on you if you don't stop it right now." what are we, fuckin 10?! I didn't stop. what do I care. so she pulls forward and stops, sitting in her car, glaring at me through her rearview mirror. I wanted to scream, go fuck yaself. I felt so sorry for her daughter. you know she HAAAAAAAAAATES her mother. her mother is annoying cunt bag who needs her gash pulverized by some well hung laborer instead of the nebbish fuck nut who loathes sleeping beside her night after night. someone make this bitch cum!

Tuesday Apr 11, 2006 4:00pm EST By Stephen M. Silverman with Susan Mandel Oprah Winfrey is a rich woman – and she's got no problem with that. Speaking in Baltimore on Monday at a fundraiser for Beth Tfiloh Dahan Community School, Winfrey told the audience, "I have lots of things, like all these Manolo Blahniks. I have all that and I think it's great. I'm not one of those people like, 'Well, we must renounce ourselves.' No, I have a closet full of shoes and it's a good thing." Winfrey, 52, who is reportedly worth more than $1 billion, said she doesn't feel guilty about her wealth. "I was coming back from Africa on one of my trips," she said. "I had taken one of my wealthy friends with me. She said, 'Don't you just feel guilty? Don't you just feel terrible?' I said, 'No, I don't. I do not know how me being destitute is going to help them.' Then I said when we got home, 'I'm going home to sleep on my ...