Why do I want to be your president? Because goddamn it, I've earned it. Hell, I was an admiral's son, I didn't have to go to goddamn Vietnam, get shot down and deal with all those goddamn sadistic gook prison guards. No, I went because my prick of a father and his asshole of a father were goddamn admirals, for Christ's sake, and I had no choice but to pay off the poker bet I made with them and join the goddamn Navy. And after five years of eating goddamn rats and getting poked up the ass with hot bamboo sticks, then I gotta return to the states to a limping gimp of a wife who got herself fucked up in a car accident and got all fat on me? The cunt ended up with an ass on her the width of a Volkswagen, and after all I'd been through at the Hanoi Hilton, I was expected to come home and fuck that fat cunt? Hell, no! Then I met Cindy, who was hotter'n a two dollar pistol and her dad owned a beer factory. Why did I dump my fat ass first wife and get with Cindy? Bec...
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Of course Palin isn't a feminist. You must (when you get the time) check out that NPR dish I posted. She is the anti-feminist.
I agree with you, WE need to keep blogging about this.
Thanks for stopping by, doll.
i read other blogs and see lots of enthusiasm for the ticket of a senile reactionary and a extremist party hack whose church backs jews for jesus.
americans can be really stupid. i fear for us.
It was From the Left that inspired me to start my own silly little blog, and who knew that it would be so much fun!
PS: Engima, I have been haunting your site lately and I am loving it. Keep it up!
I did not know he started you on blogging. I'm so glad you did. Child, your blog is not silly. We LOVE IT and your voice.