Katie Schwartz

if you live in fort worth, texas, drag your tuchas out to see amy guth on monday night! she's doing a reading of her book three fallen women . here's the dish: Monday, May 14th: Sixth Street Live 7pm sharp! 2736 W. 6th Street Fort Worth, TX

by way of our beloved creepy , I found this fabulous video. ricky gervais is a comic genius. this we all agree. -- well -- his interpretation of the bible will make you scream and pee. it is hilar squared and brilliant to the tenth power.

do not forget to cawl ma, and showah ha in love and chach, capisce?! to all the mamas that read jewgirl have a beautiful mother's day. don't forget to thank haysus for yer lil' blessings, ya hear. xoxox jewgirl dude, from brooklyn to little rock. oy, who does she think she is...

I am having a severely detached-from-myself day. it has been the most awkward, strange, surreal, bizarre day ever. should I really be shocked that at 6:30 this evening it got even weirder ? probably not. but, I am. the folks who groom my dog are simply lovely. a pair of the most festive queens you'd ever want to meet, in a pink saal-on in weho with a disco ball and paw signed photos of their groomables. (ps) juice did not make the fame wall, but that's ok. we're not into breed cuts. we're puppy-cut-oatmeal-bath purists. I scheduled a bath and a summer cut for the kid tomorrow @ noon. I got a call this evening at... 6:30. good. you're keeping pace. R : katie, D walked out today and I think he quit. ME : oh. really? R : yeah. he got into a HUGE fight with one of our customers about paris hilton. ME : w-w-w-what? R : yeah. the customer said that paris hilton's toenails were dirty and D screamed, "no, they weren't, you dirty lying hag." and he scream...

apparently paris isn't a fan of my people. let's not forget paris's feelings about poor, public school girls, fat people and african americans. you didn't see that video. oh, here ya go .

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shalom beautiful babies (swingers, but, you knew that, right?) don't forget to drag your tuchas's out to see amy guth's reading of three fallen women tonight at bookwoman Wednesday, May 9th Boookwoman 7pm-ish 918 W. 12th St. (12th & Lamar) Austin, TX