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fuck doc

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run like a dawg see this moo-moo

I'm tagging YOU!

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shalom, jewlcious and non-jewlicious peeps. how is everyones jewsday going? wp meemed me and I am meeming... see below. this is a personal meem. like, it asks personal q's. could be fun. who the fuck knows. why not. worth a twirl, donchya think? DO YOU SNORE? as if my life depended on it! ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? that's a creepy question, comparable to someone saying, I want to make love to you. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? choking. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? yes. I was insanely creative. loved to create legolands. but loved to spin yarns even more. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF REALITY TV? hate it. it takes jobs away from writers. it's also fabulous. if your life sucks ass, reality tv proves your life is not half as bad as someone elses. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? incessantly. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? duh. chubby hairy jewbaca. what's not to love?! IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? I'm not sure. right now it is. though I vacillate. it would be lovely to be in love, but ...

that's it

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we're done now. bye-bye.

quick hit

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the reason why blogging is such great procrastination is because it's a shot of post. click publish and walaah there's your quick fix.

fun is done

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back to work whorebag. I'm talking to me. I'm the whorebag.

tim mcgraw

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tim mcgraw is very crotchy. have you noticed? cock ring? balls through the cock ring? he doesn't feel like he stuffs. could he be that well hung?

comment lesson o' the day

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well, I can't post comments. you can. I can't. can you believe it? banished by blogger from commenting on my own blog. sigh. I'm a blue jew. if blogger wasn't owned by google, I would think it was a republican conspiracy for no particular reason. potd . you want to fuck me twice? what if I can suck a bagel through an asian man's cock? what if I suck in bed and fuck like a dead fish? you still want a second go? don't forget to do your movie meemish. I know, I'm a pushy cuntsteinowitz. it's what we do. mother hen . I haven't switched to beta blogger. honey smack . thanks. crionaberry . thanks for the test.