Katie Schwartz

you know that lyric, "we built this city on rock and roll" :: I used to change it to, "we built this city on cock and soul." you know that song, "silent night" specifically the lyric, "round yon virgin mother and child" :: I always thought the lyric was, "brown young virgin so tender and wild." duh, schwartz. like some fuckin pedophile wrote that christmas jingle. not to rain on anyone's parade, but a nazi did write the wedding march, sp it could happen. when I think of more shameful admissions. ok, so they're on the top of my head at all times. whatever. I need to take a shower. what do we think of this slang, pussy fur? it made me fall out, yo.

I have epic menstrual cramps. I am in agonizing pain, hostage to my ovum traveling at the speed of light through my womb and exiting with great fervor through my vaginal canal. so, I read people online today to take the edge off. let's discuss. the subtext of this photo. we all see it on her face, right? "you belong to me now. period (no pun intended). look what I did for you. I own you. this blows a tatt away."

cormac brown (aka) write procrastinator , one of my favorite writers, spins such visually delicious yarns. you've got to check out his latest piece. it's sooo romantic and mysterious. run. read. now. like a dawg. he said little as they paddled their way along the sunken streets

Tenfold hike in indecency fines OK'd by Congress By Brooks BoliekWASHINGTON -- Congress gave overwhelming approval Wednesday to legislation that will make broadcasters pay exponentially more for airing racy material the FCC considers indecent. In a 379-35 vote, the U.S. House of Representatives sent the Broadcast Decency Enforcement Act to President Bush for his signature. The legislation raises the maximum indecency fine the commission can levy from $32,500 to $325,000 per incident. Bush said he looked forward to signing the legislation into law."I believe that government has a responsibility to help strengthen families," he said in a statement. "This legislation will make television and radio more family-friendly by allowing the FCC to impose stiffer fines on broadcasters who air obscene or indecent programming." While the legislation faced little opposition in Congress, there were lawmakers who expressed concern that the bill goes too far." What is at ...

if I could create and dispense email addresses for political figures and celebrities, here is what they would be: george bush: manipulative-jew-fag-woman-equality-hating-prick@iamgod.com paris hilton: gash@easy.com nicole ritchie: going-for-translucent@skinnybitch.com donald rumsfeld: just-shut-up-and-put-up@livetokill.com dick cheney: dick-sucks@onefootonthepeel.com anne coulter: cunt@cunt.com britney spears: kfeds-bitch@badmother.com jessica simpson: brand-me@imawhore.com ashlee simpson: too-stupid@nosejobsareus.com michael jackson: middle-eastern-boys-are-yummy@bahrain.com denise richards: yeah-i-fucked-him@deceitfulbitch.com bill clinton: will-fuck-chubby-jew-4-bigmac@cigarplay.com jan crouch: stealing-from-the-poor-and-loving-it@purplewigwhore.com pat robertson: kikes-spics-chinx-shvats-feathers@thebibleaccordingtome.com oral roberts: dont-let-the-name-fool-you@gloryholequeen.com fcc: killing-americans-one-civil-liberty-at-a-time@fcc.com tom cruise: hubbards-bottom@cult.com mel gi...

in fact, I am now launching the spammy awards. please submit your award winning spams to: katie for best spam of 2006. although, I do believe the below spam is going to absolutely win spammy of the year!! Greetings, My name is Mrs. Fatima Sheikh, widow to late Mr. Abdullah Sheikh, former owner of Petroleum andGas Company, here in Kuwait, I am 68years old, suffering from long time cancer of the breast. From all indications my condition is really Deteriorating, and it's quite obvious that I won't live more than 2 months according to my doctors, this is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage, I don't want your pity, but i need your trust. My late husband died early last year from heart attack, and during the period of our marriage we couldn't produce any child, my late husband was very wealthy, and after his death, I inherited all his business and wealth,The doctor has advised me that I will not live for more than 2 months, so I have now decided to spread ...

Brin says Google compromised principles By TED BRIDIS, Associated Press Writer Tue Jun 6, 10:47 PM ET WASHINGTON - Google Inc. co-founder Sergey Brin acknowledged Tuesday the dominant Internet company has compromised its principles by accommodating Chinese censorship demands. He said Google is wrestling to make the deal work before deciding whether to reverse course. Meeting with reporters near Capitol Hill, Brin said Google had agreed to the censorship demands only after Chinese authorities blocked its service in that country. Google's rivals accommodated the same demands — which Brin described as "a set of rules that we weren't comfortable with" — without international criticism, he said. "We felt that perhaps we could compromise our principles but provide ultimately more information for the Chinese and be a more effective service and perhaps make more of a difference," Brin said. Brin also addressed Internet users' expectations of privacy in an era of...