Katie Schwartz

my christian space...

yes, it's true. I am confessing. judge me if you will. first, a little back story... I am not a hypochondriac. I fear death. there is a difference, ya know. in my commitment to my fear I leave no fear stone unearthed. my confession is this, I write epitaphs when I fear losing someone I love. I have close to 40 epitaphs written. It's become an insidious compulsion, and I can't stop myself. I now think in epitaph terms. I took my sister to the airport this morning. upon dropping her off, I was in tears writing her epitaph. terrified. she was flying to dc. who wouldn't be up in arms. when my father had open heart surgery, I must've written at least 3. when my mother had kidney surgery. oh, I wrote about a dozen. shit, I take my dog to the vet, test results or not, I've got a month worth of epitaph writing material. and so it goes. this obsession and fear of death.

that technorati sounds like crotch rot?

ATLANTA - A former Georgia state school superintendent accused of embezzling $600,000 and spending it on a facelift and an unsuccessful campaign for governor pleaded guilty Wednesday and will serve eight years in prison. this broad boosted 600 g's to look like that?! Drawers = droors that misspelling merits a hand clapping standing ovation. Ashlee Simpson is laughing off rumors that she had a nose job — but she's not denying it either. Recent photos splashed across the Internet and in tabloids suggest the multiplatinum singer has made an alteration to her profile, removing the bump that made her nose distinctive. when asked whether the rumor was true, the 21-year-old singer didn't confirm or deny it, but just giggled more. "Maybe — who knows!" maybe, who knows?! someone's got a severe case of the bush's. has she learned NOTHING from dolly parton? BOGOTA, Colombia - Colombia's top court voted to legalize abortion in specific cases, easing a complete ban...

my day jobs suck the ass of an old lady. I have several bosses that I freelance for and one of them is crawling so far up my fucking ass, I should charge him rent! why? why do people have to bust your fuckin chops? isn't it enough that we drag our tired disenchanted asses to work every day?! oh, I am kvetchy. but I just did enough laundry to clothe a small country. craving of the day:: french fries. didn't have them, but I want them.

"Hitler and his henchmen knew the exact locations of the kennels in Belgium for their beautiful bouviers. In a move set to break the hearts of the Belgium people, he had the Luftwaffe bomb all the kennels. Very few bouviers in the kennels survived." no wonder louie has such bad allergies, neurosis and is a master of guilt giving. hi. jew.

yes, write procrastinator makes a good point with his title! I am avoiding the day job crap that needs to get done tonight, content revisions. so NOT in the mood.