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Midgets, Siblings and Masturbation, Oh My

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The non-sequitur post from hell. The emails I’ve received for the wrong KatieGirl@gmail.com are worth reporting: UPDATE: Received today 11/14 “I can’t poo any longer i thought my butt was stronger! but I need your help to tacke this deamen out! Juust stick your hand up there and move it everywhere until u u puulll it. Ouuuuttttt ooooo ya ya yaaaa!!!!!!!!!” I bought software from StreamingFlix.com under the name Katherine. For the record, it’s Katie Louie Schwartz, mothah fuckah . Ga'head, read the rest ...

Beautiful Photography, by Susan Ledgerwood

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Susan Ledgerwood Other Worldly Visual Storyteller , She’s All About YOU Susan Ledgerwood. You might know her via Twitter @ SoyGoy . You might be a “ Fan ” of Susan’s work on Facebook. If you’re not following her on Twitter or have become a fan of her work on Facebook, after reading about her and seeing her work, you will be. Read the rest and see her work! You'll plotz.

A Decision Has Been Made

I am going to cross-post on The Vey what I post on KatieSchwartz.com. I miss it. The Vey, I mean. What's news and exciting, you ask? Posting now. Stay tuned. I have insomnia and lots to dish.

SCHWARTZ HAS MOVED

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Beautiful babies, I have officially moved. I will not be deleting this blog, ever. I am in a new spot where I will be ranting and raving. You know how I do. Come visit me at KatieSchwartz.com . Come on, don't be shy. You can do this. We'll do it as a family. Ready. Set. Click .

CHANGE

BREATHE. STAY WITH ME. EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OOOOKAAAAY. IF YOU CLICK THIS LINK , I PROMISE IT WON'T BITE. LOVING...

DEAR THYROID IS IN THE SISTERHOOD

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@ Anastasia_Smith of The Sister Project , follow them on Twitter @ sisters , wrote a gorgeous post about her thyroid, sisterhood and Dear Thyroid. Please read, From The Threads of Thyroid Tales . Thank you! Isn't she a honey? Click on over and read. *cross posted at DearThyroid .

OLD JEWS TELLING JOKES

This morning I woke up to Old Jews Telling Jokes in my box, courtesy of my girl, FranIAm . OJTJ is so funny, I think I want to marry the website.