Katie Schwartz

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I have to go dress shopping. you know what I don't understand, why you have to dress a certain way to attend certain functions. I mean, it seems to me that you should be able to wear whatever you want to any damn function you are supposed to attend. I don't get it.

I dreamt about a pink oddly shaped vibrator last night. I am now on a quest to find said vibrator, though I don't think such a thing exists. Nor do I think my vagina is big enough to accomodate such a vehicle. Is nor a word? I mean really, is it?

we got the goods.

... how to make my links smaller?? you know, the giant white ones. it's a javascript thing that I can't figure out. come on computer muffins, help a sistah out .

tonight, spike, jenkins, tar, butch and petals are doing a stake out. that's right. at 10 pm, I'll be in santa monica with my cohorts to reclaim our goods. will keep ya's posted. I’m so excited. it's my first stake out. tar.

there is nothing more shameful then having rain pour down on you while you're driving because you can't get the sunroof closed. this is only worsened by having to plant your fat ass on a wet seat and extricating yourself only to look like you've just peed all over yourself.