Dieting Woes and Fat Chach
So, I'm on a diet. I'm 90% off dairy. No pasta. No bread. It sucks fat mannequin ass. I'm so happy, though because I was finally able to lose 10 pounds. I wasn't in a position to lose weight for too long and not because I couldn't shut my pie hole, for other reasons.
My metabolism just might be heading back to normalville and God willing the weight will keep falling off, like dead-leaves, like sands through the hourglass... these are the days of our lives. Wait, that's a soap opera, right?
Anyhooch, I found some fuck off hilar squared URLs that I had to share because I'm a freak. If I can't stuff my face with fat, I need to remind myself why I'm being a good diet soldier. I'm not dining on dick at the minute, so I must entertain myself in other ways. Plus size caskets, more chunky but funky caskets and still more. Are you plotzing? Yeah, me too. Moving right along. Fat Cities- no joke fat heaven. Plus Size Yellow Pages- why it's just faterific squared! Ample Stuff- fat chach. Thank God, I am not in need of a hand extender to wipe my ass. Want a fatvacay? Hit Fat Cruises and set sail with other portly petals.
While fatfrolicking myself into a frenzy, I hit the Quacker Factory. This broad creates tent attire for the MOB crowd with murals. Nothing like a 5x5 country, complete with cities and families touring in RVs around your entire body to make a dame feel thin. She also does Quacker cruises. Her motto is, If you can’t change it, decorate it.
What I didn't notice was a Fatarella or a Fat Bush or Fatlympics. This surprised me. Make no mistake, I will keep searching as zealously as I do for fundie and LeePee dish.
Non sequitur of the day, Ben Harper is a hersheyheeb. His mothah is a Russian Jew broad. How hot is that!
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I'm glad you're blogging again my little latke.
Wonder if it's time for this old ass to check out the plus-caskets?
That would cause me to question my faith in God. Hang in there and you know we're cheering for you!
Latest study done at Pennington Biomedical Research Center at Louisiana State University System suggests that a virus, adenovirus-36 or Ad-36, is causing human adult stem cells to turn into fat cells.
Dr. Magdalena Pasarica led the study and will present her findings to the American Chemical Society in Boston. ... Nikhil Dhurandhar, an associate professor at Pennington said that "...obese people were three times more likely to be infected...than thin people." He admits that "overeating has something to do with gaining weight."
NO SHIT, SHERLOCK! I hope that none of our tax dollars went toward reaching that conclusion.
Dig that picture, btw. Hubba.
Hope you feel better with the weight loss, and getting your metabolism back to normal. It sucks when the body doesn't do what you want it to.
Or how about this...how many calories do I lose guffawing like a fucking hyena?
It is hard to avoid those foods, but you'll notice the difference quickly and be lighter on your feet.
Take care sweet-cheeks
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Congrats on the 10 lbs. Have you read Poundy on the web?