Katie Schwartz

the queen of narcissism tops herself with a petition, free paris hilton. her friend joshua wrote it with paris's guidance and input of course . isn't that amazing? she did manage to write the intro to her petition on her myspace page all by herself. no, really. she did. see. paris hilton myspace : Monday, May 07, 2007 My friend Joshua started this petition, please help and sihn it. i LOVE YOU ALL!!!!! NLINE PETITION CREATED TO SUPPORT PARIS HILTON To sign the FREE PARIS HILTON petition to Governor Schwarzenegger that I have created... please go here: htp://www.ipetitions.com/petition/PH21781 I urge all fans and supporters and all that are outraged by injustice to sign this petition . please note the urgency. now onto the debacle petition : To: The Honorable Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite . She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton. Sh

ladies, enough is enough. it's time for us to reclaim our mysterious lip style. we are killing our labia, splitting twins that were meant to work as one. we're not serving mclips with a side of fries. we're dishing up something way more delish (no offense to my beloved queens) . diva espanya sent me some serious lip centric sites (let us pray that even after she gives birth to the fruit, she will continue sending vadgey sites) . the camel toe report . famous toe , man toe and severe toe . the site is a .org. ballsy enough?! vote for my camel toe ! the shame... broads actually send in their vadgiest shots in the hopes of winning. winning what you ask? BUPKAS. top fuckin' toe. like that's gift enough?! and finally, the image... yet another toe link from diva ethpanya. grazie, babe. xoxoxox.

I found this pic at empty bottle . check it out. I'm going to read his site and see if it's something we can roll and love hard . he curses. I didn't see cunt anywhere. but, I could've sworn I saw fuck. read me . we'll see. no jury duty today. I have to call tomorrow @ 11:30. wp says I should Go the political-nihilist route and you'll get out. that's much easier than having to show my tits in this heat. geez fuckin louise, it is hotter than a hooker's pussy in shlock angeles. I am shvitsing like a whooo-a. I don't have central air, but I do have a, will put hair on your chest, it's so butch, air conditioning unit. at the minee, haglette the hellnine is positioned quite perfectly between said unit and the fan. forgive the boring post. tonight I'll be funny. no. really, I will. tomorrow maybe?

courtesy of eebie , australian fashion week reveals a big ol' lippy mess. looks like someone's givin' coco 's lips a serious run for their money.