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My Big Redneck Wedding

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I don't watch reality television because it takes jobs away from writers. However , I have recently discovered a new guilty pleasure (thanks to my ma) that I am so fucking OCD about, I'm considering breaking up with bullet points , another OCD'ism of the minute. My Big Redneck Wedding . Let's discuss. Gail and John's wedding and oh what a wedding it was. They have a paper route. He peed his proposal and she thought that was the most romantic thing evah . His sport of choice is drinking Budweiser. Together, they have about six teeth. In fact, on Gail's wedding day when her teeth were MIA, her mother asked, "Wanna use mine?" I thought I'd heard everything, I was wrong. You can read all about their wedded bliss here . Their hoopa was made of beer cans. When they ran short, hubby-to-be lovingly offered to down a case a' Bud , to fill it out, you know, make it beerier . Their love affair with Bud runs so deep, their table vases were made of em

It's Official, Katie is WHITE TRASH

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You know you're white trash when you see your apartment manager walking by your window (in between apartment buildings) and you yell, "Hey, can I give you my rent check for this month?" He responds by saying, "Yah--Chaaaakay." You say, "Do you want me to hand it to you through the hole in my screen, or do you want to come to my front door?"