Katie Schwartz

Katie Schwartz On Amy Guth: The Three Fallen Women by Amy Guth this was so much fun to do and I was so happy that amy thought of me! check it out! it's fantastic squared. if you haven't read opium magazine . it's so addictive. best fat free high o' the week. any week really. there are oodles of great yarns: sumptuous stories . delicious interviews . brazen reviews . and art that will take your wig off. run. read. now. opium. -- ps: if you haven't bought amy's book yet, three fallen women , buy it! read it. my copy is en route from amazon . be patient. they can be a bit slow. but, you know it's worth it, yo!

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oh yes, my lip loving friends, an interview with the big vagina is en route and it is is going to be cuntastic! I am dripping with joy. " your vagina. see it. love it. own it. " owned and operated by a proud, glistening and glowing V. interview coming next week...

I ate thai food and fucked my vibrator, paco. oh, please. who the fuck am I kidding. nothin' was gettin' in or gettin' out tonight. the V was, and remains on lockdown for bad behavior. she was a bad girl last night. bitch was out of control. such a snatch. oompha. sometimes a girl's gotta manage her meat and show her who's boss. boundaries, sweetie. we just don't see eye to V sometimes. it's becoming an issue. she can be a real slutty, opinionated, lippy whore and I'm tired of it! you know the yarn. it's centuries old. there's always that one boy (or girl, depending on how your lips part) who cunteen just can't say no to. mother fucker.