if I were a man....
I love being a vagina. I think it rocks. but, if I happened to be a man, I would: 1: have my hand down my pants and play with my penis and balls all day. 2: stare at my cock all day long. 3: put my dick in everything. 4: show everyone my dick all the time. 5: watch men pee, so I could be the best stand up pee-er on the planet. 6: flash my dick. 7: run up to the top of hills and pee all the way down. 8: walk by a row of parked cars, take me dick out and pee on them. 9: I'd do cock tricks. 10: I'd make stupid dick jokes every fucking chance I got. but, if I were that kind of man, I wouldn't be caught dead with myself because I'd hate myself. I'd so not be my type.