oh, what a tangled web of shame we weave
I have nothing to blog about. I've been sneezing for days. it's extremely unattractive. I got freaked out by a christian today. the mayor of my block bought a new mercedes and has decided to go with a white nautical clothing theme. I'm ovulating next week. I'm fat. I have to speak at my best friend's wedding in 7 weeks. I have nothing to wear. work sucks. I'm forlorn about a certain something. cryptic enough? I'm thinking that when I reincarnate, I'd like to come back as a black man with a freakish 12 inch cock. at least then I'd have a better shot at being considered a porn star. I'm nauseas. I'm tired. but not sleepy tired. I have so much to do and there isn't enough time in the day to do it all. I feel like a suburau: ugly. beaten up and hung out to dry. I got a marriage proposal today via email ;0 sigh sigh sigh