welcome to, friday's fears and reminder that katie is a freak.... but on saturdays. 1. I am terrified of becoming incontinent and anally incontinent. my grandmother, mary's uterus got bored one day and decided to trip the light fantastic by making a grand entrance into the world on my watch. was it traumatizing? you have to ask?! one of the signs that you and your womb are about to have a sans consent "meet and greet" is incontinence. I over kegel myself into an inappropriate frenzy. still, I panic about it. though I've never had a face to colon, I worry about it for obvious reasons, and being forced into a colostomy handbag. it's just an accessory I'm not super keen on. ok, more like terrified of. 2. swollen eyelids I worry that my eyelids will be swollen forever and that they will never go down. I'm told another year or two, but it's already been a year and a half. though they aren't as swollen as they were, they're still swollen. I hate
