Katie Schwartz

my favorite curse words are: mother fucker cock sucker one of my girlfriend's just called someone a, cum guzzling whore, which is now on my FAVORITE curse words list. and your favorite curse words?

I love the rain. but I have that sunroof issue, don't I? poverty just isn't as festive as it's cracked up to be.

I am always intrigued by people who fervently throw away pieces of their past, recent or ancient. I'm not talking about ending pack ratting or whatever that lil phrase is called. I mean when you throw your past away as if to erase those memories, hoping they'll never catch up with you. it never really works because you can run from yourself until your blue in the face, but unfortunately, you catch up to you because wherever you go, there you are. that sucks.

hassid break dancing -- adorable and hilar

those who live in california suffer from annoying bird chirping 24/7. I have never heard birds with such a relentless need to chirp. rain or shine, day and night, the birds chirp. they can't shut their pie holes for 5 fuckin' minutes. chirp-chirp-chirp who behaves like this? is it the female birds or the male birds? and what do they have to yack about all the time? don't these freaks sleep? it's like the never ending coffee klatch.