and now for.... fartkisaf

fartkisaf: friday's fears and reminder that katie is a freak.... but on saturdays.

1) that I'll be stuck forever.
2) that throwing out my garbage every single day isn't enough and should be increased to twice a day given my severe phobia of maggots.
3) that I'll always be a 5-7 day menstruator versus a 3-day-er.
4) that I'm being haunted by dead people.
tune in next week for more fears and chronic reminders that katie is in fact a big fat freak.

Comments

Writeprocrastinator said…
"that I'm being haunted by dead people."

Naw, that's just Lisa Welchel without her makeup...























BTW, she wants her Tupperware back.
2:55 PM
Anonymous said…
Katie: Welcome back to posting - I was missing you!

I might have some maggot aversion therapy posted for you later.

Your KS addicted friend,
4:42 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
oh, wp, you are a stitch!

remember that expression?
8:46 AM
Katie Schwartz said…
thanks, d-goddess! you are such a honey.

give me the maggot therapy recipe, please, dahlink!!!

xoxoxox
k
8:47 AM
Katie Schwartz said…
then I think that will qualify me for a remake of mj's thriller video, lewch.

I'm such a cash cow. who knew?!
8:48 AM
Writeprocrastinator said…
"oh, wp, you are a stitch!
remember that expression?"

Yeah, it was started by this Victor guy, I can't remember his last name. Victor Von Fr...it's on the tip of my tongue. Victor Von Frankenschwartz? No, that's not it...
2:23 PM
Mountjoy said…
menstruator.

menstruatrix, perchance?
3:06 PM
Al Sensu said…
"that I'm being haunted by dead people."

Who else would you expect to haunt you?

that I'll always be a 5-7 day menstruator

I assure you that won't happen. Eventually you'll hit menopause.
4:30 PM
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