sexy sexy

I love the drama and sex appeal of a good vinty ad.

clearly she, me has nothing interesting to say. so, here's the plan.

leave work.
home.
shower.
pick up loujew from school.
park.
store.
home.
horizontal.

writing?

we hope.

go with god,
cuntsteinowitz

Comments

Ms Smack said…
I think you're living my life.
6:28 PM
Al Sensu said…
Let's be horizontal together.
8:16 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
oh, gee, honey, if so, I feel your pain, sister.
2:08 AM
Katie Schwartz said…
horizontal is good. but, I always worry that if I say I enjoy being horizontal too much, I'll get sick and die.
2:09 AM
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