The non-sequitur post from hell. If I was paying for an opinion, I'd fill out a survey or log into a Dr. Phil forum, or ask a friend. When I check-out at a store, all I want to be asked is, cash, credit or check? "Should you really be buying pretzels", wholey Foods clerkcunt asks. Between us, Glutino Pretzels are gluten/vegan free noshies ta'die for, and one of the greatest organic, diet worthy, health conscious foods created. Not to be eaten every day, but if you want to feel like you're having a real snack on a Saturday afternoon or whenever, they're delish. Back to clerkcunt. "How is the food I buy any of your business?" I asked. "I see you in here a lot and you always buy fresh veggies and fruit. I assumed you were on a diet. Why sabotage yourself?" I walked right over to a manager and said, "Your clerk is stalking me." After explaining what happened, he apologized. We walked back over to clerkcunt. The manager said "Ap...
wanting what you will never have because it's simply not requited sucks the ass of an old chipotle salsa topped latke eater's ass.
Comments
its okay, /she/ may or may not read your blog as well.
mars, you could never be ruled out of anything.
Is the latke chipotle salsa topped or the latke eater?
And what about a kasha knish? I don't think you can put salsa on that nor applesauce.
I guess this really wasn't the point of the post was it? I just figure if I'm uphappy I should have a knish or something.