Katie Schwartz

the goddess that is hilar is in. she had me at first lady.

fartkisaf: friday's fears and reminder that katie is a freak.... but on saturdays. 1) that I'll be stuck forever. 2) that throwing out my garbage every single day isn't enough and should be increased to twice a day given my severe phobia of maggots. 3) that I'll always be a 5-7 day menstruator versus a 3-day-er. 4) that I'm being haunted by dead people. tune in next week for more fears and chronic reminders that katie is in fact a big fat freak.

bush says iraqis fumbled saddam hanging best fuckin' headline of of 07'. I don't care if we are just 5 minutes into the new year. it's absolutely genius. the only headline that could top that is, bush has been impeached (and) upon hearing the news, cheney emptied his bank accounts and fled to switzerland. "WASHINGTON (Jan. 17) - President Bush said Tuesday the unruly execution of Saddam Hussein "looked like it was kind of a revenge killing," making it harder to persuade a skeptical U.S. public that Iraq 's government will keep promises central to Bush's plan for a troop increase. In his toughest assessment yet, Bush criticized the circumstances of Saddam's hanging last month, as well as Monday's execution of two top aides, including Saddam's half brother. I was disappointed and felt like they fumbled the -- particularly the Saddam Hussein execution, the president said in an interview with PBS' Jim Lehrer." I spose' it ...

if you don't know reinaldo arenas work, you must read him immediately. he was an exiled cuban novelist and poet. read his books . My Lover Sea I am that child with the round, dirty face who on every corner bothers you with his “Can you spare a quarter?” I am that child with the dirty face, no doubt unwanted, that from far away contemplates coaches where other children emit laughter and jump up and down considerably I am that unlikeable child definitely unwanted, with the round dirty face who before that giant street lights or under the grandams also illuminated or in front of the little girls that seem to levitate projects that insult of his dirty face I am that angry and lonely child of always, that throw you the insult and warns you: if hypocritically you pat me on the head I would take that opportunity to steal your wallet I am that child of always before the panorama of imminent terror imminent leprosy, imminent fleas, of offenses and the imminent crime. I am that repulsive ch...

I sense God wants to do a new work in me and my life this year and I would love to start 2007 off with a divine breakthrough. I am also recently being challenged in the area of submitting to spiritual authority (not our own church; something else.) So this has been a really good opportunity for me to walk in obedience to my covering, trusting God to bless my desire to walk with a yielded heart. dear leewee: grrrlfriend, how are you? lord up. devil down! get it?! (wee, you never saw, pimp's up. ho's down on hbo? you HAVE GOT to see it. you'll love it. lot's of souls to save and prayer ops) it's so funny you say that you feel god wants to do a new work in you because I feel like (s)he wants to do a new work in me, too! we are so in sync -- omg. what were your symptoms? mine was really bad gas. I could not stop farting. it was crazy, gf. loud, long farts. once I got past how satisfying it was to just let er' rip, I quickly realized that each fart was actually a mes...

this week's leepee entry was about the daniel fast ... with a few choice gems. I realized too late that I hadn’t written a journal entry for this week. I breathed a quick prayer, “Dear Lord, I don’t want to let my cyber friends down again but I don’t have a spare minute to write this before I leave town and I don’t want to be writing while I’m with Angela. What can I do?” I'm hearing a lot of "I's and me's." I'm NOT hearing a lot of, "you and you's". in a situation like this when a zealot has a narcissism tantrum, something akin to breathing for these folks, that zealot should really consider the following inquiries instead, what would jesus do? or jesus, it's your decision. jesus, I'm going to let you pilot this one. I immediately thought of my friend, Sarah, whom I introduced you to last year. I never got a personal introduction. did you? I logged onto her blog and discovered she had recently written about our church wide call to a...

did you know there was a non-penile putz product? neither did I! what's even better is that the website's url is, ILoveBacon.com with a lil bacon favicon. news?!