Katie Schwartz

no! I'm disgusted. what kind of a mother fuckin moron encases himself in a block of ice, spends a week in a water filled bubble and holds his breathe while trying to escape from 150 pounds of chains strangling his body?! IS HE A FUCKING IDIOT? was he raised by a pack of trailer park, carny freaks? this is a man who is starved for a nipple. SOMEBODY give this man a lactating nipple to suck!

Deneuve to Attend Gay Charity Event AP - Wed May 3, 7:52 AM ET VIENNA, Austria - French film star Catherine Deneuve will attend a gay charity ball in Vienna later this month, the event's organizers said Wednesday. why is this news? Prisoner Watches Daughter on 'Idol' AP - Wed May 3, 8:17 AM ET LOS ANGELES - Watching his "American Idol" daughter from prison made the time pass faster, Clyde "Bo" Pickler says. does it get ANYMORE country music?! Young Harvard Author's Book Deal Canceled AP - Wed May 3, 5:13 AM ET NEW YORK - A Harvard University sophomore's debut novel has been permanently withdrawn by the book's publisher and her two-book deal canceled after allegations of literary borrowing piled up against her. how happy is james frey right now?! Indecency bill on faster track WASHINGTON -- Responding to pressure from fundamentalist organizations, Sen. Bill Frist, R-Tenn., is attempting to jump-start legislation that would impose a tenfold ...

you know it's true. nobody can have a systemic rule code for every aspect of their fucking life. it's TOO MUCH. I'm not being a negative nellie. dr. phil is creepy. he has a dark side, and I can't wait until it explodes onto the airwaves. he fucks chickens. he's into bondage. he bottoms for his wife. he participates in christian circle jerks. it's something. I know it! nobody is that organized and well appointed. it's not possible. somebody please out dr. phil! I can't take it anymore.

MEXICO CITY - Mexican President Vicente Fox will sign into law a measure that decriminalizes the possession of small amounts of marijuana, cocaine, heroin and other drugs for personal use, his spokesman said Tuesday. "The president is going to sign this law," said Aguilar, who called the legislation "a better tool ... that allows better action and better coordination in the fight against drug dealing." as my mother said, tourism will flourish. I also wonder... how will a small amount be defined? 33-Year-Old Man Marries 104-Year-Old Woman KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (May 1) - A 33-year-old man in northern Malaysia has married a 104-year-old woman, saying mutual respect and friendship had turned to love, a news report said Tuesday. this isn't a sexual relationship, right? I can only imagine what 30-year-old cock looks like penetrating 104-year-old pussy. who wouldn't?! it's perfectly creepy!

let's get rid of the immigrants. fantastic idea! who needs gardeners, maids, manicurists, janitors, line cooks, busboys, delivery boys, section 8 housing or inner-city slumlords. I'm sure the triple slide community would be thrilled to take over those blue collar jobs that were so rightfully ripped from their calloused hands. I just have two questions, how many generations will the eradication of immigrants include? and, will all property ownership default to the NATIVE americans?

what is the percentage of married men more likely to trip and fall into a pussy versus a woman tripping and falling onto a cock? does anyone know?