tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post116183582319165101..comments2023-11-05T04:19:37.197-08:00Comments on Katie Schwartz: five things you don't know about meKatie Schwartzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00502953107364624296noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-1162012089650618322006-10-27T22:08:00.000-07:002006-10-27T22:08:00.000-07:00oh edgy, loving you and your forearm yen right now...oh edgy, loving you and your forearm yen right now!Katie Schwartzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00502953107364624296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-1162012061415220562006-10-27T22:07:00.000-07:002006-10-27T22:07:00.000-07:00shroom, I'm sorry... I promise never to do it agai...shroom, I'm sorry... I promise never to do it again. but, I appreciate that you did it. read it. loved it.Katie Schwartzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00502953107364624296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-1161972831842629602006-10-27T11:13:00.000-07:002006-10-27T11:13:00.000-07:00I'm with you on the forearms. It's really bad for ...I'm with you on the forearms. It's really bad for me to be in an office in summer when all the guys are rolling up their dress shirt sleeves. Rrrrrrr.Edgy Mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12762797383581531929noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-1161962113754661652006-10-27T08:15:00.000-07:002006-10-27T08:15:00.000-07:00ok sweetie, haven't you read my blog I hate being ...ok sweetie, haven't you read my blog I hate being tagged. Hate it!!<BR/><BR/>but lucky for you it is raining and I was hard up for a topic- soooo you wanted it I did it.....<BR/><BR/>now careful what you drink this week.....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-1161918419368128982006-10-26T20:06:00.001-07:002006-10-26T20:06:00.001-07:00nicky, you do!! I can't wait to read it. it's goin...nicky, you do!! I can't wait to read it. it's going to be fabulous. I will hit your blog tomorrow. can't wait :)Katie Schwartzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00502953107364624296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-1161918403238335282006-10-26T20:06:00.000-07:002006-10-26T20:06:00.000-07:00your pen name is creepy? I am loving you so hard r...your pen name is creepy? I am loving you so hard right now, you just don't know. <BR/><BR/>creepy is my favorite word!!!Katie Schwartzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00502953107364624296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-1161912888045256562006-10-26T18:34:00.000-07:002006-10-26T18:34:00.000-07:00Ok I gotta get on these "tags" before they pile up...Ok I gotta get on these "tags" before they pile up! ASAP. Tout de suite. Ahora. Etc. On my blog, no later than tomorrow.Nickyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11725541192544810230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-1161908086286848952006-10-26T17:14:00.000-07:002006-10-26T17:14:00.000-07:00If you were tall you wouldn't want to date short m...If you were tall you wouldn't want to date short men.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-1161903052479889602006-10-26T15:50:00.000-07:002006-10-26T15:50:00.000-07:00An ex of mine had the same problem, K.She wanted a...An ex of mine had the same problem, K.<BR/>She wanted a National Park in her pants instead of the cricket pitch she was given.<BR/>I told her maybe mulching would help and suggested she put a bag of earthworms in her undies and keep them there for a month.<BR/>She said, 'But what about the smell ??'<BR/>I said, 'Don't worry. If the worms die they're only $15 a kilo to replace...'fingershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12454337173248849766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-1161896887696425722006-10-26T14:08:00.000-07:002006-10-26T14:08:00.000-07:00I prefer bottles, but they're harder to balance, s...I prefer bottles, but they're harder to balance, so I think a can, maybe Fosters since they're wider.<BR/><BR/>OK, I did it, but I put it on Hard & Fast. Damn you for drawing me out.Al Sensuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14816018620574127798noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-1161877510948753112006-10-26T08:45:00.000-07:002006-10-26T08:45:00.000-07:00"wp... duck schmuck. meem, please."Look at that, "..."wp... duck schmuck. meem, please."<BR/><BR/>Look at that, "duck, ya schmuck!" Who's a true New Yawker? All done with meme, ya see?Writeprocrastinatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00930301518671850256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-1161870558846315512006-10-26T06:49:00.000-07:002006-10-26T06:49:00.000-07:00Congratulations on your no wax rule. But if you wa...Congratulations on your no wax rule. But if you want to look taller, you're gonna have to shape it like a landing strip!Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-1161868353217068462006-10-26T06:12:00.000-07:002006-10-26T06:12:00.000-07:00mullet boy. fuck the ban. you have to do this. I'm...mullet boy. fuck the ban. you have to do this. I'm hoping beth makes an appearance :)Katie Schwartzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00502953107364624296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-1161868299930886882006-10-26T06:11:00.000-07:002006-10-26T06:11:00.000-07:00wp... duck schmuck. meem, please. kidding. if you ...wp... duck schmuck. meem, please. <BR/><BR/>kidding. if you don't want to do it, I don't want you to feel pressured. you know the guilt will kill me.Katie Schwartzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00502953107364624296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-1161868253736644682006-10-26T06:10:00.001-07:002006-10-26T06:10:00.001-07:00thank you, sweet honey smack! I can't WAIT TO READ...thank you, sweet honey smack! I can't WAIT TO READ IT!!!!Katie Schwartzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00502953107364624296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-1161868220411338802006-10-26T06:10:00.000-07:002006-10-26T06:10:00.000-07:00just so you know, finger fuck, I've never had the ...just so you know, finger fuck, I've never had the kind of full bush I've dreamed of having. I was breed to overproduce hair. one would think my v-spot would grow to jungle proportions. but, sadly that isn't so.Katie Schwartzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00502953107364624296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-1161861800071554222006-10-26T04:23:00.000-07:002006-10-26T04:23:00.000-07:00You are probably unaware of my now six month old b...You are probably unaware of my now six month old ban on memes. For you, maybe, since I want to have sex with you.yournameherehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13364015203304429528noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-1161859741456574252006-10-26T03:49:00.000-07:002006-10-26T03:49:00.000-07:00Shit, I ducked this meme once already! Curse you,...Shit, I ducked this meme once already! Curse you, best online friend forever!Writeprocrastinatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00930301518671850256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-1161851570565046822006-10-26T01:32:00.000-07:002006-10-26T01:32:00.000-07:00hot damn woman you make me laugh. If you were a bl...hot damn woman you make me laugh. If you were a bloke, I'd floss night and day for you.<BR/><BR/>x<BR/><BR/>Will fulfil your request on my blog, as usual xxMs Smackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02921397003809292438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-1161842889348293712006-10-25T23:08:00.000-07:002006-10-25T23:08:00.000-07:00BTW...just wondering...By 'at this juncture' are y...BTW...just wondering...<BR/>By 'at this juncture' are you referring to 'this point in time' or the 'place at which your thighs meet'...fingershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12454337173248849766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-1161839887372439432006-10-25T22:18:00.000-07:002006-10-25T22:18:00.000-07:00sensu, bottle or can? I need to know if I should b...sensu, bottle or can? I need to know if I should bring a trailer nosh.<BR/><BR/>can't wait for your answers!!!Katie Schwartzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00502953107364624296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-1161839567771815462006-10-25T22:12:00.000-07:002006-10-25T22:12:00.000-07:00OK, I'm game, but I can't do until the weekend bec...OK, I'm game, but I can't do until the weekend because I need to actually think about this one. As to yours...<BR/>1. If you have a flat head, you're the perfect girl because I can rest my beer on it while you blow me.<BR/>2. Best wishes, seriously.<BR/>3. I not only floss, but I stimulate my gums with a toothpick every night. My parents put their endodontists kids through college and could take out their teeth to prove it. Not for me.<BR/>4. You already know how I feel about bush.<BR/>5. My forearms are not impressive looking, but functionally, they'll put your ankles whever the fuck I want them to be.Al Sensuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14816018620574127798noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-1161839008833781382006-10-25T22:03:00.000-07:002006-10-25T22:03:00.000-07:00finger fuck, everyone reads your blog. I'm on your...finger fuck, everyone reads your blog. I'm on your blog right now. your blog rocks. it's hilar squared.Katie Schwartzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00502953107364624296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-1161838902679841622006-10-25T22:01:00.000-07:002006-10-25T22:01:00.000-07:00Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me.I have completely misun...Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me.<BR/>I have completely misunderstood this whole tagging bullshit.<BR/>I never realised you had to put the shit on your own blog.<BR/>Then again, what would be the point ?? No one ever reads my stinking blog...fingershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12454337173248849766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-1161838176971022642006-10-25T21:49:00.000-07:002006-10-25T21:49:00.000-07:00finger fuck. #5??? are you going for creepy of the...finger fuck. #5??? are you going for creepy of the year?! why didn't you post on your blog? oh, you wanted to mock shorty? nice, bubbie, very-fuckin-nice!Katie Schwartzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00502953107364624296noreply@blogger.com