tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post6994388669596392825..comments2023-11-05T04:19:37.197-08:00Comments on Katie Schwartz: Oy VeyKatie Schwartzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00502953107364624296noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-72579124364585007012008-07-09T09:59:00.000-07:002008-07-09T09:59:00.000-07:00BaconLady, I could not agree with you more! A man ...BaconLady, I could not agree with you more! A man who can dine at the Y is a luxury item a girl cannot live without.<BR/><BR/>Like you, if I had a cock, I'd want the world to see it. Sadly, I'd probably be one of those cock-frock junkies, the kind of guy who needed to have his package on perma display.Katie Schwartzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00502953107364624296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-20317830221682932262008-07-09T09:57:00.000-07:002008-07-09T09:57:00.000-07:00Dr. Monkey, does this mean you'll be offering fing...Dr. Monkey, does this mean you'll be offering fingerbanging sessions for free?Katie Schwartzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00502953107364624296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-7401770766592116192008-07-09T09:56:00.000-07:002008-07-09T09:56:00.000-07:00DivaJood, you're sooo right, we would be!!!I fear ...DivaJood, you're sooo right, we would be!!!<BR/><BR/>I fear the guilt would kill me. Oy vey. It's like if I were ever to become a Madame, I'd have to make sure my girls had insurance and that hooking was truly their passion. Otherwise, I digress...Katie Schwartzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00502953107364624296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-37836818862893916672008-07-09T07:25:00.000-07:002008-07-09T07:25:00.000-07:00To answer your question (albiet a bit late):If I h...To answer your question (albiet a bit late):<BR/><BR/>If I had a peen, I'd probably waver betweent abject fear of it being too small and not giving a fuck and waving it around for all to see.<BR/><BR/>Just to be on the safe side though, I'd probably get REALLY really good at talking to the kitty.<BR/><BR/>By the way, that's some free advice to all of the menfolk out there reading.<BR/><BR/>A big dick will only get you so far. It's nice and all, but a man who knows what's what below is a man with no shortage of puss.<BR/><BR/>Word gets out about *that* kind of man too.Bacon Ladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02846450453525362653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-15465984955133026542008-07-08T07:16:00.000-07:002008-07-08T07:16:00.000-07:00The gal who opened the vagina spa just wants to fi...The gal who opened the vagina spa just wants to finger a bunch of gullible women. Actually, that's not a bad idea!Dr. Monkey Von Monkersteinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14370062692837972451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-36636654083140245872008-07-07T07:18:00.000-07:002008-07-07T07:18:00.000-07:00The Vag Spa is a terrific idea. Wish I'da thunk i...The Vag Spa is a terrific idea. Wish I'da thunk it. I'd be a wealthy Diva, damnit.DivaJoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02534571327558009753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-60661689895627063642008-07-06T21:35:00.000-07:002008-07-06T21:35:00.000-07:00Vajayjay. hahahah. Loved it.You did?! Spill. You d...Vajayjay. hahahah. Loved it.<BR/><BR/>You did?! Spill. You did not. No. Seriously? No. Really? <BR/><BR/>Not fah nuttin, I've set my own hair on fire countless times. It happens, bubbsiekins.Katie Schwartzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00502953107364624296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-14108306527381565622008-07-06T21:06:00.000-07:002008-07-06T21:06:00.000-07:00Glad you enjoyed the vajayjay spa story. The high...Glad you enjoyed the vajayjay spa story. The highlight of my weekend was traumatizing a young girl by setting her hair on fire with an errant firework.Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09747874295331152779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-40290532108150233012008-07-06T09:51:00.000-07:002008-07-06T09:51:00.000-07:00Bacon Lady, Mazel on a hot, tight beav. As if ther...Bacon Lady, Mazel on a hot, tight beav. As if there was evah a question. <BR/><BR/>Love what you said about peeny spas. So true. I think these vadge spas and rejuvenation clinics serve to perpetuate our insecurities about the goods we got. Most unfestive. <BR/><BR/>I do think it goes both ways, though. Men get bombarded by Viagra ads and give-her-the-fuck-of-her-life-with-your-ginormous-rod spams. If I had a penis, I wonder if I'd feel insecure about my size. What do you think girlie?Katie Schwartzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00502953107364624296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-10122799901317691682008-07-06T09:48:00.001-07:002008-07-06T09:48:00.001-07:00Mister Mister, you won't do it for free?!?!?!Mister Mister, you won't do it for free?!?!?!Katie Schwartzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00502953107364624296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-52937113874249962332008-07-06T09:48:00.000-07:002008-07-06T09:48:00.000-07:00Frannylish, love twat spa! Pleash posting about Si...Frannylish, love twat spa! <BR/><BR/>Pleash posting about Sister Louise-I'm happy to spread the word. <BR/><BR/>Mazel on a firm (in your words) <I>spwat</I>, which made me scream by the by...Katie Schwartzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00502953107364624296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-27196268505605735602008-07-06T09:39:00.000-07:002008-07-06T09:39:00.000-07:00Write, WP?!?!?! I was shockarella.Write, WP?!?!?! I was shockarella.Katie Schwartzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00502953107364624296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-62566206181506419112008-07-06T09:38:00.000-07:002008-07-06T09:38:00.000-07:00Well, Lewchers, it means yas know what makes me ho...Well, Lewchers, it means yas know what makes me howl.Katie Schwartzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00502953107364624296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-6793161924763185492008-07-06T07:47:00.000-07:002008-07-06T07:47:00.000-07:00These lips have gotten me through many a pounding ...These lips have gotten me through many a pounding and spat out two kids. I'll just let them look however they feel like looking.<BR/><BR/>And aside from a "dusting and cleaning", my uterus is holding up fairly well thankyouverymuch.<BR/><BR/>And hows come there aren't any "spas" to make men feel insecure about their wangy peen or shrively ballsack?Bacon Ladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02846450453525362653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-43181880677418022902008-07-05T21:27:00.000-07:002008-07-05T21:27:00.000-07:001 ... 2 ... 3 ... SQUEEZE! ... now hold it, hold i...1 ... 2 ... 3 ... SQUEEZE! ... now hold it, hold it......<BR/><BR/>That'll be $150, ma'am.Mister Mxyzptlkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07824267333457472000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-65090060672990931252008-07-05T19:10:00.000-07:002008-07-05T19:10:00.000-07:00I saw the "twat spa" bit and did not even think to...I saw the "twat spa" bit and did not even think to send it to you. Oy, my keppie sometimes!<BR/><BR/>Thanks for the Sister Louise linkage- she is a dame of a dame indeed. <BR/><BR/>Oh man- that post about Rome blew my head off. But don't worry, I am vaginally ok and no spa trip or tune up is needed!Franhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07181529277715646835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-13370686700157054772008-07-05T13:03:00.000-07:002008-07-05T13:03:00.000-07:00...thunk...That was my jar hitting the keyboard ov......<I>thunk</I>...<BR/><BR/>That was my jar hitting the keyboard over "P.H.I.T."<BR/><BR/><BR/>Astounding...Writeprocrastinatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00930301518671850256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-31835297148158489272008-07-05T11:06:00.000-07:002008-07-05T11:06:00.000-07:00I just sent you the vagina spa article too. What ...I just sent you the vagina spa article too. What does that mean when two completely unrelated and distant people think "Katie!" when they see an article on vagina spas?<BR/><BR/>JDCAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04743488043955050749noreply@blogger.com