tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post169535074311272111..comments2023-11-05T04:19:37.197-08:00Comments on Katie Schwartz: was jesus MIA?Katie Schwartzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00502953107364624296noreply@blogger.comBlogger46125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-43721629458985346952007-07-15T20:31:00.000-07:002007-07-15T20:31:00.000-07:00Hockey-Vockey and Buenas Noches y tal, RS.I was ly...Hockey-Vockey and Buenas Noches y tal, RS.<BR/><BR/>I was lying about not speaking Anglo. I told you my gran's from Cable Street.<BR/><BR/>OK, I was wrong about your knowing what "Peace Out" means...clue was your referece to "youse." Rhet, people in NYC stopped saying "youse" sometime around the time people in Missouri stopped saying "you'n". Christ, my Dad has the world's thickest Bronx accent and even he doesn't say "youse". I've heard that they still say "yins" in that part of PA, but I only know Philly and Penn National racetrack in Harrisburg.<BR/><BR/>FARC velly, velly bad. Paramilitaries velly, velly bad. They're going to need a center-leftist President -- financed like Gaviria with Jewish money from Bogota, Medellin, Cali and Baranquilla -- but with the balls like Mandela and DeKlerk combined to sort that shit out. But you really think all the perico gets moved by a bunch of campesinos that can't read?<BR/><BR/>I'll tell you the straight story some day. The funny thing is that LIBOR's a big part of it!<BR/><BR/>Been a pleasure.KELSO'S NUTShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14636889771989672795noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-85680674512319096112007-07-15T20:09:00.000-07:002007-07-15T20:09:00.000-07:00I know a lot about FARC. My wife and I had the pl...I know a lot about FARC. My wife and I had the pleasure of their company for a weekend. Really, some of your vernacular is a tad out of my experience. I am not messing with you. LIBOR and ZIBOR can suck my cock!<BR/>Nyuck, nyuck.<BR/>Mates? You're a Yankee though! What would my ancestors think?<BR/>Nyuck, nyuck.<BR/>I've got to go get some beauty rest now.<BR/>Nice talking with youse, or 'yins' if you know Picksburg, PAAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-60821766521564531472007-07-15T19:46:00.000-07:002007-07-15T19:46:00.000-07:00Rhet, we're mates now! I had no problem with you w...Rhet, we're mates now! I had no problem with you wrote. I BELIEVE that you are a happiest building houses or dispensing healthcare to poor kids, but if you're saying things like "daft cunt" and "shite" you obviously know how to speak Anglo. And you know what FARC is. And you know what LIBOR is, so I AM NOT BITING. And you write the fucking lights out. You understood every single word I wrote. And "Peace Out" has a very specific meaning in New Yorker English and it has not so much do to with "peace" or "out". And I KNOW YOU KNOW THAT. I'll go to my grave believing you've been messin with me head.KELSO'S NUTShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14636889771989672795noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-63543715347691350722007-07-15T19:34:00.000-07:002007-07-15T19:34:00.000-07:00kelso, i deleted my rant sounding rant. It made s...kelso, i deleted my rant sounding rant. It made sense to me at the time, but it does not now.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-82711962771153976922007-07-15T19:32:00.001-07:002007-07-15T19:32:00.001-07:00Kelso,I do not understand half of your words.I am ...Kelso,<BR/>I do not understand half of your words.<BR/>I am a shite mediocre doctor with a fantastic bedside manner.<BR/>I never liked the big Business world. I am happiest building houses or dispensing primary healthcare to little kids who really need it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-69700038696004555592007-07-15T19:32:00.000-07:002007-07-15T19:32:00.000-07:00Whoever the joker here is what put up that musicfo...Whoever the joker here is what put up that musicforgod.org thing, I congratulate you! Good one. It can't be for real, can't it?<BR/><BR/>I've only been here a day and I already see the irony is velly, velly strong. I swear I didn't put it up. If only I COULD take credit.KELSO'S NUTShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14636889771989672795noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-26211145191451515552007-07-15T19:20:00.001-07:002007-07-15T19:20:00.001-07:00Watch Christian music videos and place them on you...<A HREF="http://www.musicforgod.org/" REL="nofollow">Watch Christian music videos and place them on your MySpace or blog.</A>MusicForGod.orghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03220689762683265875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-24627859775154908552007-07-15T19:20:00.000-07:002007-07-15T19:20:00.000-07:00EASY ON MY PAISANA, HUECO (did your trouble-and-st...EASY ON MY PAISANA, HUECO (did your trouble-and-strife teach THAT word in Colo? Nastiest slang word I've ever heard!)<BR/><BR/>Give you credit, though...you bluffed me off a big pot here. I check-raised you a monkey and you pushed in ALL your readies...go on, my son!... you stealth 4x2.<BR/><BR/>I think you may be bluffin me on that artistic stuff over RS, so I'm calling this one. I'm GOING to post serious stuff over there. Or heroic couplets. I was bluffin you.<BR/><BR/>You may be a Doctor. I'll bet you're a good one, but ain't nothing mild-mannered about you. Not falling for that.KELSO'S NUTShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14636889771989672795noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-27942547549659666962007-07-15T19:19:00.000-07:002007-07-15T19:19:00.000-07:00Speaking of FARC, my wife and I had a run in with ...Speaking of FARC, my wife and I had a run in with them once. They ain't nice folk.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-69282901807872325352007-07-15T19:16:00.000-07:002007-07-15T19:16:00.000-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-35218089703178733252007-07-15T19:02:00.000-07:002007-07-15T19:02:00.000-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-70029565133461750822007-07-15T18:54:00.000-07:002007-07-15T18:54:00.000-07:00kelsalish,like you, I have neither the desire, or ...kelsalish,<BR/><BR/>like you, I have neither the desire, or the time, or the energy to engage in or benefit from a blogwar. they accomplish nothing. <BR/><BR/>I'm all for spirited debates. but, that's really wear the blog warring buck stops for schwartzy.<BR/><BR/>I'm sorry you got involved in one'o dem dere b-wars.<BR/><BR/>oy.oy.oy.Katie Schwartzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00502953107364624296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-77626658993500265732007-07-15T18:41:00.000-07:002007-07-15T18:41:00.000-07:00thakee, jewgirl...RHET, just read your response ov...thakee, jewgirl...<BR/><BR/>RHET, just read your response over RS...didn't mean to shit in the punchbowl. Hell no, we're not fighting. I'd want you WITH ME in bar brawl, not against me. It's just that people get into these weird blog pissing matches over nothing and I wanted to avoid it because I like your BAINA. <BR/><BR/>No lie about stupid blog shit. I got into something on a right-wing blog run by some young Wall Street Irish and Cugine bridge-and-tunnel sales cunts (using word gender-neutrally; they were dudes). It got heated. I got threatened and had to get a friend who's a big fucking Ukrainian Jew fresh from doing 3 up-state for home invasion to go over with me and make peace, strange as that sounds.<BR/><BR/>As I said over RS, I got no poetry in me, so I'm useless there.<BR/><BR/>No dispute by the way about the "establishment" of Panama. You're right. And I never fucking use avatars or emoticons or any crap like that. Not that there's anything wrong with avatars or emoticons....KELSO'S NUTShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14636889771989672795noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-60221335442057178072007-07-15T18:10:00.000-07:002007-07-15T18:10:00.000-07:00kelso, ya just brought a tear to my eye and joy to...kelso, ya just brought a tear to my eye and joy to my heart!!! you're a honey.<BR/><BR/>rhet's the shit. he's so fucking smart about everything and he loves to dish!<BR/><BR/>you are most definitely home, bubbie!!Katie Schwartzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00502953107364624296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-9083471627834443152007-07-15T17:57:00.000-07:002007-07-15T17:57:00.000-07:00jewgirl:Thanks for the props...after a couple of y...jewgirl:<BR/><BR/>Thanks for the props...after a couple of years blogging, I feel like I'm finally home!<BR/><BR/>As for Paris Hilton, can't speak for Rhet but the scene down CdP is so rad, that my Shabbat dinner was more interesting than Paris could ever be, and bonding with el tio Rhet over finance and politics is MUCH more interesting.<BR/><BR/>You got the shit here...keep this blog going and goingKELSO'S NUTShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14636889771989672795noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-90957537579703508682007-07-15T17:38:00.000-07:002007-07-15T17:38:00.000-07:00anandamide: HA! HA! HA!anandamide: HA! HA! HA!Katie Schwartzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00502953107364624296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-59308376312626950952007-07-15T17:37:00.001-07:002007-07-15T17:37:00.001-07:00guthy, you know that melted my heart, right?guthy, you know that melted my heart, right?Katie Schwartzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00502953107364624296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-34010799804713696682007-07-15T17:37:00.000-07:002007-07-15T17:37:00.000-07:00evil spock, as I said, in a mothah fuckin' cock su...evil spock, as I said, in a mothah fuckin' cock suckin' minute!Katie Schwartzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00502953107364624296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-55182662498093661002007-07-15T17:32:00.001-07:002007-07-15T17:32:00.001-07:00pisher chilton, rs, you're too much! HA! imagine i...pisher chilton, rs, you're too much! HA! imagine if pcunt was part of the tribe?!?!? oh, I would die, die, die.Katie Schwartzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00502953107364624296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-53955749338238902912007-07-15T17:32:00.000-07:002007-07-15T17:32:00.000-07:00ah, crionaberry, always a fabulous wisecrack from ...ah, crionaberry, always a fabulous wisecrack from one of my favey dames :)Katie Schwartzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00502953107364624296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-28406621518458224662007-07-15T17:31:00.000-07:002007-07-15T17:31:00.000-07:00kelso's nuts, you're a fuckin' riot, yo. I'm not s...kelso's nuts, you're a fuckin' riot, yo. I'm not surprised the simian stud <I>scent</I> you my way ;).<BR/><BR/>in the meantime, look at you and the fabulous rhet all bondy and shit. I wonder if paris can handle the fact that she's not the center of attention. hmm... that might haunt me.Katie Schwartzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00502953107364624296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-68330335680229046282007-07-15T17:25:00.000-07:002007-07-15T17:25:00.000-07:00L'chaim, mi brother, pue' chucha somos los mismos,...L'chaim, mi brother, pue' chucha somos los mismos, si o no? (How ALL Colombians end their sentences, right?)<BR/><BR/>I have an MBA, too (in Finance and Stats), founded a Russian equities fund (Caymans) and a Pan-emerging markets debt and derivative fund (BVI). So, I too did exotic swaps albeit for myself, my investors, and in company with my Uruguyan partner who had STARTED the Morgan options business in the Far East. Not going to mention his name, but I have no doubt you know who he is.<BR/><BR/>You're not up to date on present equatorial politics but maybe you've been following Colombia. It's too bad Gaviria didn't ultimately employ FARC the way Uribe did the paramilitaries or maybe he'd be president. But maybe Gaviria's ultimate sense of right and wrong was what made him the "better" man. Don't know what's going to happen next. I think Uribe will lose but he's got the BIG party and any opponent is going to have a devil of a time re-stitching Gaviria's coalition and adding on still. Uribe kind of reminds me of some of these Republicans who've been ass-fucked by Bush (shit, the paras killed Uribe's father and he's still in thrall to them!).<BR/><BR/>You'll ID with this story. You know about the Jewish community in Colombia, right? Ok, so my sister tells me she's got a friend from Baranquilla who's family's in the biz. I didn't believe it so I asked my sister what her friend's name was, expecting her to say something like "Maria Gomez," just some random Costena. My sister replies "Jessica Goldberg," and I KNEW I was hearing the god's-honest. [names changed of course].KELSO'S NUTShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14636889771989672795noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-85276872827149366642007-07-15T16:58:00.000-07:002007-07-15T16:58:00.000-07:00I know very little of the history of the new world...I know very little of the history of the new world after the conquest of the Inca. That includes the history of Canada and the USA.<BR/>I can however, read Maya glyphs and make a quipu.<BR/>I do know that Panama was stolen from Colombia by a few folks on Wall Street backed up by an American Navy frigate. My wife was Colombian and well versed in all things Colombian.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-241820982424227502007-07-15T16:51:00.000-07:002007-07-15T16:51:00.000-07:00Oooops, make that twenty years ago.Oooops, make that twenty years ago.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-39449502258572299322007-07-15T16:49:00.000-07:002007-07-15T16:49:00.000-07:00Not bad.I'm tenth generation New World.And I am ve...Not bad.<BR/>I'm tenth generation New World.<BR/>And I am very aware of how Panama was created 'out of Colombia' by the men of Wall Street. The Stock Exchange itself sitting on land that was once owned by my ancestors and was confiscated by representatives of the Revolted Colonies. My ancestors foolishly fought for the losing side. We still seek restitution.<BR/>Though born in Israel, I am a Canadian.<BR/>As far as the history of the Americas is concerned, my expertise lay in facts and figures from before the conquest.<BR/><BR/>By the way. When I was young and foolish, and before my Med degree, I used my MBA to engage in Foreign Currency swaps for Morgan Bank in NYC, some twenty five years ago.<BR/>It is indeed a young man's game.<BR/>And the pay sucked! Home renovations in Toronto, Canada was immensely more profitable.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com