tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post118259912828123306..comments2023-11-05T04:19:37.197-08:00Comments on Katie Schwartz: I was Humiliated!Katie Schwartzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00502953107364624296noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-43663754816070421182008-11-02T15:17:00.000-08:002008-11-02T15:17:00.000-08:00I laughed so much at this - I'm sorry. Shouting at...I laughed so much at this - I'm sorry. Shouting at him and then handing him another 20 is just so what I would do. That is hysterical.Sylviahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05925593802209715440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-87523507238528264952008-10-28T06:39:00.000-07:002008-10-28T06:39:00.000-07:00Was it Joe the plumber?Was it Joe the plumber?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-37014219174036867912008-10-27T13:10:00.000-07:002008-10-27T13:10:00.000-07:00I'll do it for just $10I'll do it for just $10KKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04037109875809288799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-81055141481022887622008-10-26T19:01:00.000-07:002008-10-26T19:01:00.000-07:00Oh dear, Katie dear. I don't think either of you ...Oh dear, Katie dear. I don't think either of you should feel humiliated, just really, really embarrassed! He was embarrassed for misunderstanding your intentions, and you were embarrassed that he had thought what he did. If that ever happens to me (fat chance, darn it) I'll try to make a joke out of it and have us both laughing.<BR/><BR/>And girl, you have a great way with words! This line should go down in history: "WHAT DID YOU THINK? I WAS SOME DESPERATE FAT CHICK LOOKING FOR SOME CABLE-COCK?"Madam Zhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00136166772469538966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-83547715390250148482008-10-25T08:50:00.000-07:002008-10-25T08:50:00.000-07:00Fuck, there goes my "Cable Guy" idea.Fuck, there goes my "Cable Guy" idea.s. douglashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04095308024108321913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-60328886552157465832008-10-25T08:06:00.000-07:002008-10-25T08:06:00.000-07:00Oh. My. Dog.I swear that cable dude was in total p...Oh. My. Dog.<BR/><BR/>I swear that cable dude was in total pornalicious mode! He probably watched his favorite jacking movie earlier that morning then assumed you were ripe for the pickin! Of course, he seems like a wimp to me! Too coy and too forward all at the same time.<BR/><BR/>I totally just lost it giggling by the way. This has NEVER happened to me and now I kinda wish it would.<BR/><BR/>;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-414617240862386422008-10-25T05:43:00.000-07:002008-10-25T05:43:00.000-07:00Dear Cunty,you know that we had our different view...Dear Cunty,<BR/><BR/>you know that we had our different views on certain political subjects I have to ask you for a favor.<BR/><BR/>The polls are really looking bad for me and Sarah and God knows what we tried to change the opinion of the American people but Obama has powerful friends in the Muslim world who are sitting on our oil and squeezing the remaining Dollars out of the hands of our middle class.<BR/><BR/><B>I am desperate. I tried everything but the Arabs' money is just too much. I fear, Obama will win the elections if not a miracle happens.</B><BR/><BR/><I>So I beg you</I> to help me, be a white patriot at least and support me and Sarah. You know that my campaign has proof Obama is not a natural born American citizen and therefore can not be elected president. The <B>Democrat</B> Philip J. Berg and Michael Savage found out that Obama lied about his birth certificate but nobody listens.<BR/><BR/>I appeal to your honor as member of our white race to support us and spread everywhere that Obama is not a natural born American. It's my last hope to safe America from Muslims and Negroes after my campaign failed to bring the information to the American people <A HREF="http://mccunt.wordpress.com/2008/10/14/john-mccain-i-disclosed-a-terror-camp" REL="nofollow">that Obama is a Muslim, a terrorist friend </A>and a guaranteed tax raiser.<BR/><BR/>Don't be a cunt, <B>help me!</B>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-66581985168081452692008-10-24T19:28:00.000-07:002008-10-24T19:28:00.000-07:00I read your post at work and destroyed my keyboard...I read your post at work and destroyed my keyboard in the fury of my response. Holy Shite. Then I showed it to a colleague who had to cover her face and leave the room. As we walked down the stairs together she asked in a loud voice Cable Cock ?!!! Holy Shit ! <BR/><BR/>Beats the hell outta that DishDick from what they say anyway...Page will be blocked on Monday I am sure of it...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-86487029327921468152008-10-24T18:12:00.000-07:002008-10-24T18:12:00.000-07:00Oh my Kateleh, oh my - that is so fucking wrong at...Oh my Kateleh, oh my - that is so fucking wrong at so many levels.<BR/><BR/>Oh shit- like $20 would be even a hint of sex? Fuckwad.<BR/><BR/>You handled it well enough but you should not have given mr. pooty tang that extra gelt.<BR/><BR/>Fuck him.Franhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07181529277715646835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-3794123002416655912008-10-24T16:07:00.000-07:002008-10-24T16:07:00.000-07:00HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-13207098657285611182008-10-24T13:01:00.000-07:002008-10-24T13:01:00.000-07:00funniest day ever and makes my gettin internet sto...funniest day ever and makes my gettin internet story seem tameRomius T.https://www.blogger.com/profile/18043032468436393210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-82153686712628653112008-10-24T10:46:00.000-07:002008-10-24T10:46:00.000-07:00I've had a lot of houses and apartments. I've had ...I've had a lot of houses and apartments. I've had plenty of working men come and do stuff. Never never have I had this experience. I must lead an exceedingly boring and sheltered life. Tooo toooo funnyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-16883636980190521842008-10-24T09:21:00.000-07:002008-10-24T09:21:00.000-07:00I am laughing so hard right now, I'm choking!I am laughing so hard right now, I'm choking!Gailhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05526275635891602588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-88574511263228111592008-10-24T08:50:00.000-07:002008-10-24T08:50:00.000-07:00The poor schmuck. What an idiot. Whatever happen...The poor schmuck. What an idiot. Whatever happened to "thanks for the tip, but you don't have to pay me extra to make sure I do my job?" Oh, wait. This is America.DivaJoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02534571327558009753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-57684693731798550832008-10-24T07:30:00.000-07:002008-10-24T07:30:00.000-07:00Holy shit. This is comedy.Holy shit. This is comedy.Randal Graveshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08728992897551848531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-22382885686758769092008-10-24T05:50:00.000-07:002008-10-24T05:50:00.000-07:00OMG! You have rocked my day and it's not even 8 be...OMG! You have rocked my day and it's not even 8 bells! That was just the laugh I needed!Jen-Jenny-Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11460986816813373963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-39835228892601525102008-10-24T05:25:00.000-07:002008-10-24T05:25:00.000-07:00Humiliation? Yes. I can see that. But shamed? You?...Humiliation? Yes. I can see that. But shamed? You? Hardly. That asshole ought to apologize to you by offering you free cable for a year for trying to pull of that nonsense. What a tool! (No pun intended.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-79392000866741494252008-10-24T04:44:00.000-07:002008-10-24T04:44:00.000-07:00Oh Katie! That's so crazy but I agree with everyo...Oh Katie! That's so crazy but I agree with everyone else, funny in your telling. Who should I call poor thing? You or him? What's on TV?Dalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769930056412752986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-49453173613913957302008-10-23T21:21:00.000-07:002008-10-23T21:21:00.000-07:00Palin speaks: "Hmmmm...what'll we pull out next: J...Palin speaks: "Hmmmm...what'll we pull out next: <I>Joe the Cable Guy?</I>"<BR/><BR/>Seriously Katie, you are pull-out-all-the-stops funny! HelenWheels said it real well. Thanks for this one!Billie Greenwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08214111146566550821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-21312014747157054492008-10-23T21:10:00.000-07:002008-10-23T21:10:00.000-07:00"WHAT DID YOU THINK? I WAS SOME DESPERATE FAT CHIC..."WHAT DID YOU THINK? I WAS SOME DESPERATE FAT CHICK LOOKING FOR SOME CABLE-COCK?!"<BR/><BR/>Oh, babydoll, I am really laughing with you and not at you. Oh lord. That is too much. I am so glad you gave him the guilt 20 too--I guarantee he's totally mortified now.Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09747874295331152779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-64862939698491628952008-10-23T20:48:00.000-07:002008-10-23T20:48:00.000-07:00Holy shit, that is the funniest thing I have read ...Holy shit, that is the funniest thing I have read all week. Some day I'll tell you what I'll do for $20. Hahahaha.Dr. Monkey Von Monkersteinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14370062692837972451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-77220546484613244632008-10-23T20:14:00.000-07:002008-10-23T20:14:00.000-07:00OMFG!!!!!!can't stopgiggling...heehee...:-DTha...OMFG!!!!!!<BR/>can't <BR/>stop<BR/>giggling<BR/>...<BR/>heehee...<BR/>:-D<BR/><BR/>Thanks for sharing & you totally ROCK!<BR/><BR/>*jin drifts away for a second...*<BR/><BR/>damn. I've seen some hawt cable guys in this area... what with the cost of living change from you to me... betcha I could get me some cable cock for less than 5 bucks!!!jinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03272996941412810621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-22572743544859974622008-10-23T20:11:00.000-07:002008-10-23T20:11:00.000-07:00Pay no mind to that poxy vagabond. Methinks he sp...Pay no mind to that poxy vagabond. Methinks he spends too much time watching the bad softcore porn that he illegally wired to his home.<BR/><BR/>Besides, you have Katie groupies that will willing give it up their tool belts for free.Cormac Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02990698766444728760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-19284673507569046822008-10-23T20:02:00.000-07:002008-10-23T20:02:00.000-07:00You officially kill me. I am on the floor, alterna...You officially kill me. I am on the floor, alternatively coiled in a fetal position laughing, then rolling around pounding the floor and howling a high-pitched guffawing that my downstairs neighbor will be sending a letter to the landlord about tomorrow.<BR/><BR/>Holy fuck that's funny. FUNNY!!!!<BR/><BR/>You are adorable. And... GENEROUS!HelenWheelshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17709287737262543974noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-91332459924284375162008-10-23T20:00:00.000-07:002008-10-23T20:00:00.000-07:00Dude could've used a punch to the nutsack.Dude could've used a punch to the nutsack.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com