tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post116201111343879440..comments2023-11-05T04:19:37.197-08:00Comments on Katie Schwartz: a little play never hurtKatie Schwartzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00502953107364624296noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-1162254640713706512006-10-30T16:30:00.000-08:002006-10-30T16:30:00.000-08:00New from Mattel™! Menstrual Barbie™. Thats right g...New from Mattel™! Menstrual Barbie™. Thats right girls! Just because you've grown pubic hair, it doesnt mean you are too old for dolls. <BR/>New Menstrual Barbie™ comes complete with a box of Barbons™, Barbie's own minature tampons, and 7 sachets of fake blood, so you can simulate a whole week of period madness. Mattel's™ voice chip technology even has a cycle of phrases for Menstrual Barbie™ to scream - "NO I DON'T GET PMT", "Thank fuck, I got my period - I'm not pregnant", "Do you have any spare Barbons™, Ken?" and "Thank christ that is over for another month". <BR/>But don't forget, leave Menstrual Barbie's™ Barbon™ in too long, and her voice chip will shut down, just like if she really got toxic shock... Menstrual Barbie™ - just in time for the Holidays, from Mattel™.Mountjoyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14151412968710588643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-1162081644382840902006-10-28T17:27:00.000-07:002006-10-28T17:27:00.000-07:00think what a keeper he would have been if he did a...think what a keeper he would have been if he did agree to such a thing though (see comments on Guth's blog on subject similar)!Nickyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11725541192544810230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20309032.post-1162060480499718132006-10-28T11:34:00.000-07:002006-10-28T11:34:00.000-07:00Please save that sentence and use it to title one ...Please save that sentence and use it to title one of your great literary works...?<BR/><BR/><I>You Can't Fuck New Meat With A Bleedin' V</I>, a new book by Katie Schwartz<BR/><BR/>Yes!Amy Guthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07953635936865835997noreply@blogger.com