Sunday, September 10, 2006

to all you cock suckers


who knew being a cum guzzling whore could save a girl from breast cancer?!

4 comments:

Grichu said...

Fellatio & Breast Cancer
Rumor:

In October 2003, an article looking very much as though it appeared on CNN.com began showing up on in email boxes and the Web, quoting a North Carolina State University study that found fellatio could significantly decrease a woman’s risk of breast cancer. The article quoted a “Dr. Len Lictepeen,” who was identified as deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society.

Fact:

Since the article appeared, its author, Brandon Williamson, a student at NC State, has told media outlets he created the page as a spoof, sent it to a few friends, and posted it on an NC State Web site. A few weeks later, it got picked up by at least one apparently legitimate news site, and from there became the stuff of Internet lore. Eventually, CNN, the Associated Press and others whose names were used in the piece began to claim copyright infringement, and Mr. Williamson changed the names of the organizations quoted in the article, including that of the American Cancer Society.

yournamehere said...

Damn, that would have made that Breast Cancer walk I'm going on next weekend SO much more interesting.

katie schwartz said...

grichu;

thanks for the dispelling the myth :).

your name,

hopefully there will be a few wandering jews. then you're sure to get a suckle.

Anonymous said...

Have they done a study to see what all eating cum can prevent when MEN eat it?

This could cause a rash of Sperm Bank Robberies nationwide, especially in San Francisco and Key West!

It creats a whole new bar-room line for men who want to suck another man's cock: "Hey, you wouldn't want to see me get breast cancer would you?"

I hear it is also very high in protein too.

Slurp, slurp...

 

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